Chords for Terry Scott - My Brother

[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ Oh, there's something funny round here.
What is it?
Oh, it's you.
Come here and sit down.
You're going to have [C] the truth told about you and put on record.
Here, please do not [F] sit too close to me.
I've just had my breakfast.
[C] Thank [F] you.
_ _ [D] Who put salt in the [F] sugar bowl?
Who [G] put fireworks in [C] the coal?
[F] Who put [Bbm] a real live toad in the [F] hole?
[Abm] _ My [C] brother.
_ [F] Who put jam [G] in [C] mother's [F] shoe?
Who [Dm] made [G] real caterpillar [C] stew?
[Dm] Who locked [Bb] granddad in the [F] loo?
[N] _ _ _ [Bb] _ My brother said it [C] [D] wasn't [Gm] he
Who put shampoo [C] in [F] grandma's tea
[Bb] My brother said that [D] it was me
[C] My brother's rotten
_ [F] Who squeezed toothpaste round the hole?
Who [Dm] put soot [C] in the baby's bowl?
[F] Who drew [Bb] things on the [Gm] garden wall?
_ [F] _
My brother.
Do you want to see what he drew?
Oh, what a surprise!
Nobody knew what it was really, but everybody had a jolly good idea.
And he wrote slogans.
Down with young mothers, that was one.
Because [C] you don't think [F] my mum knows how to bring us upright.
I don't think so either.
You know, every night when we're wide awake, she makes us go to bed.
And then in the morning when we're fast asleep, she makes us get up.
_ _ Whose [D] pet [Bb] mouse made [C] auntie shriek?
[F] Who ate [G] glue and [C] couldn't speak?
[F] What [Dm] clever dick [Bb] was sick for a [D] week? _
My brother.
[C] _ [F] Who keeps [Gm] maggots in a [Dm] tin?
Plays the twist [G] on his [C] violin?
[F] Who's been [Bb] getting at the [F] gin?
[Gm] _ [F] My brother.
[Bb] He looks just [Bbm] like a [Am] chimney [Dm] sweep
[G] But dirt, [C] they say, [F] is [E] just [F] skindy
[Bb] I know he's good [Am] when he's [D] asleep
_ _ [C] But you don't know what he's dreaming about, do you?
[F] _ Who wouldn't [Gm] mind if I ride his bike?
[F] Who lets me shoot [G] his gun if I like?
[Dm] Who says I'm best [Bb] at [Bbm] football, ludo, snakes [Dm] and ladders?
I'd end up [Bb] chasing each other up and [Bbm] down the [Bb] garden, pinching little girls up the high street.
[Bbm] Well, he's got to say I'm [Dm] best because I'm bigger than [Bb] he is.
And if [Bbm] he doesn't say I'm best at [Dm] everything, I'll bash him.
[Bb] Ha ha!
_ [Bbm] _ [F] _ _
[C] My lovely, lovely [F] brother.
[Cm] _ Come on, come on, mate, [F] let's get out of here before you fall down the hole in the [Cm] middle.
Come on, give us your hand.
We're going to walk here.
Here, what have you had in your hand?
_ Have you?
_ [Fm] Four. _