Chords for the 5 types of guitarists at parties

_ _ _ _ _ Wow, you play guitar?
_ _ [D] No, I play the clarinet.
Oh that's a bummer, I wanted you to play guitar for me.
[C#]
Are you like the smartest person in the world?
Because I was just kidding.
Of course I play guitar, I'm holding a guitar.
[D#] _ _ Do you have a Nobel Prize in like big brain and stuff? _ _ _
_ _ _ Wow, you play guitar?
Yes!
[C#] _ Awesome!
How long have you been playing?
Oh I've been playing for like 15, 16 years, yeah.
[D] This instrument is like my baby.
Oh my god!
[B] Can you play Ed Sheeran for me?
Of course, he's my favorite artist.
I practice him every day.
I'm gonna play him right now.
Oh my god, [D#] do it!
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
Oh my god, you play guitar? _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh, uh, no, no, I'm actually holding it for a [A] friend, yeah.
[D#] Oh, who's [D] your friend? _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ They're actually not here, they're like [Em] more of like an acquaintance [A#] than a friend, yeah.
Oh, [N] _
how did you guys meet? _ _ _ _
We, uh, we never met.
So you don't know who they are?
Yeah.
[D] So you don't know whose guitar you're holding?
[C#] Yeah, no, I don't.
_ [N] Who's that guitar for if it's not for you?
_ _ That's a question?
Yes, can you answer it?
_ _ [B] No.
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[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ Oh my- [Dm] What's up? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yeah, sorry, what?
Oh, I just wanted [C#] to ask-
What was I-
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Dm] Classic.
_ _ _ I'm sorry, what was that?
Oh, I just wanted to ask you, since you're holding a guitar-
Brother!
_ [D#m] _
Keep [Dm] it coming.
Ha!
_ _ [C#] What do you want?
Since you're holding a guitar-
[G] Yeah, do you want to go upstairs so we can do this, or- Yes.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [N] Oh my god, you play guitar? _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my Raycons. _
_ Raycons?
Ugh! [A] Ugh!
_ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ [A] _ _ [C] _ _
[B] _ _ [A] _ _ Raycon Everyday E25 Earbuds.
_ [C] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [A] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ Why use them?
So you can ignore people like this at parties.
You don't even feel them on your ears, they're [C#] so comfortable.
Really though, I walked in the shower with them a couple days ago, like [A] in Dallas.
Because I can't feel them, but then I walked in the shower and I was like,
Oh man, I can't shower with my Raycons.
So you know, I took them off.
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ I've been [Cm] using these Raycon Everyday E25 Earbuds. _ _
_ Everyday!
So yeah, you're working at home now, just slap them on, you know, walk around the house.
Easy, you're cleaning, slap [A] them on, walk around the house.
You don't have to walk around if you're cleaning.
_ _ [C] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [B] _ _
[A] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ [A] The sound quality off of these is insane for the price.
You can cop these for 15% off.
You can go to buyraycon.com slash rudy.
If you're a savage, you can just type it out.
Or, I made it very easy for you, you just go in the description of this video.
Click on the link, right?
Technology's crazy.
I'm walking on the street, right?
Pretend I'm a guy.
I mean_
Oh, what's that?
I can't hear you.
Okay, one sec.
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ _
Now I can listen to him, you know?
It's crazy.
buyraycon [F].com slash rudy.
_ [A] Brainless.
Not brainless, what do you say?
When a purchase is like_
Why am I sweating so much?
When a purchase is like_
Not brainless, bro, what's the word?
_ Mindless? _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
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