Chords for The Addams Family Musical, What If

[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [Dbm] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
What [A] if she never [Bm] tortures [Dbm] me _ [D] anymore?
_ [A] _ [G] How would I [D] manage?
What if [A] she never [G] nails [Bm] my [D] tongue to [Gbm] the bathroom floor?
[Bm] _ _ What [G] if she walks _ [Dbm] away, leaving [A] me [Gb] a [Bm]-okay?
_ Hiding [C] each power tool?
_ [D] _ Why would she be so [Gm] [D] cruel?
_ I _ [G] _ _
could stab my arm [D] _ myself,
could rip my [Em] tonsils out, _
[A] could set my [G] [D] hair aflame, _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ I could spray my eyes [A] with mace,
[Bm] but face the fact, [C] without her, it wouldn't be [A] the same.
_ _ Grandma, what if [D] there was this girl who met this person,
and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples?
[E] What would you give her?
[D] Nothing.
She's your sister.
[G] Be happy for her.
But what [D] if she doesn't get rid of him?
What if all the good [A] times are already behind me?
That's [B] life, kid.
You lose the thing you love.
[Cm] _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ One [Ab] day we'll drink and [Fm] then she'll be _ [Ab] herself _ [Cm] again.
Lucas [Ab] will _ [Eb]
never [Fm] be so [Gm] she can torture _
[Cm] me,
[Ab] just like she always [Db] did.
_ [Eb] _ Till then, _ I'm just a [B] strange, _ fat, _ _
_ [Eb] _ kid.
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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