Chords for What If lyrics (The Addams Family Musical)

_ _ [A] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ What if [C#m] she never tortures [F] me [D] anymore?
_ [B] How would I [D] manage?
What if [A] she never nails my tongue to the [F#m] bathroom floor?
_ [Bm] _ What if [Em] she walks [C#] away, [E] leaving me [F#] a [Bm]-okay?
Hiding [C] each power tool?
[A] _
_ Why would [Gm] she be so cruel?
[D] _ _
_ [G] _ _ [C#] I could stab my [D] arm myself,
could rip my consoles [Em] out, _
could set [G] my hair,
[C] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [G] _ I [B] could spray my eyes [A] with mace,
[Bm] but face the fact [C] about her,
it wouldn't be [A] the same. _
[A] Grandma, [D] what if there was this girl who met this person,
and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples?
What [Bm] would you give her?
Nothing.
She's [Em] your sister.
Be happy for her.
[Bm] But what if she doesn't get rid of him?
[E] What if all the good times are already [C#m] behind me?
That's life, [F#] kid.
You lose the thing you love.
[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm]
[Fm] Wednesday we'll [G#] drink and [D] then she'll be [Gm]
herself [Cm] again.
[G#] Lotus will leave [Fm] her be, so she can [G] torture _ [Cm] me,
just like [G#] she always did.
[A#m] _ _ [D#] Till then, I'm [G#m] just a strange, _ fat, _ _ _ [A#] kid. _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ [D#] _
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