Chords for The Anti-Elf Anthem - World of Warcraft (WoW) Machinima by Oxhorn

Of all the men of Azeroth, I must say
That my least favorite race is the elf
I'd rather have lunch with a fat ogre
Than to spend one moment with an elf
I'd rather take a slime to a homie pop
Than to toast to an elf's health
They're tall and purple and all too skinny
And of this you must be sure
That elves are the sickliest things around
And sadly there's no cure
_ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Stay away from those crooked elves
They look like women and they smell like hell
So if [N] you would take my sound advice
Keep a distance of at least ten feet
I'd rather go fishing with an Ixia
Than to go fishing with an elf
I'd rather go swimming with a dead murloc
Than boating with an ugly elf
Their voices are feminine, their note runs a bomb
And their bodies are void of air
And so I'm sure you can understand
Why they give me such a scare
[B] Oh, oh, _ [Ab] oh, oh
Stay away from those crooked elves
They look like women and they smell like hell
So if you would take my sound advice
Keep a distance of at least ten feet
Despite my [B] better judgment
[Gm] _ I [Dm] once went [Gm] camping with an [Dm] elf
He stole my s'mores [Bb] and dented my pots
And made the campground [Db] smell
Of lavender and _ rosebuds
[G] Oh, [D] oh, oh, _ oh
So I went and threw [N] him into the lake
And then I went and had some tea _ _
[Bm] Oh, oh, oh, [Ab] oh
Stay away from those crooked elves
They look like women and they smell like hell
So if you would take my [Ab] sound advice
Keep a distance of at least ten feet
I hate elves
I like beating them
With fishes and things
Cause they got [D] long ears
And I don't like long ears
And they're blue and some of them are pink
Cause I hate