Chords for The Beer lyrics - Kimya Dawson.

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_ Beer I had [A] for breakfast was a bottle of [F#m] Mad Dog, and my 2020 vision was [E] 50% [F#m] off.
He said, [A] punch buggy red and punch me right in my [F#m] left eye.
I said, don't [A] you mean good diddle?
[B] And I lit his house [F#m] on fire.
He [A] came home on acid, I was holding his [F#m] shotgun.
I was dressed [A] like Tina Turner [B] in Beyond [D]
Thunderdome.
He said, [A] don't shoot.
I said, I won't.
I love [F#m] you, you're my friend.
I handed [A] him my wig [B] and shot myself [F#m] in the head.
Then I stuffed [A] a box of tissues in the hole [F#m] in my skull.
I got [A] in my Mazda [B] and I drove [F#m] to the mall.
I bought a big [A] Johnson strip and some silicone tits.
When I pulled out the tissues, they were covered with shit.
And the beer I had for breakfast [B] was a box of [F#m] cheap white wine.
And the boombox [A] on my shoulder [B] was like a box of [F#m]
clementines.
I ate [A] every single one without noticing the mold.
He said, you're gross, my darling.
[E] I said, no, I'm [F#m] rock and roll.
Even [A] though I'd never ever been [F#m] in a band, I got [A] cool as black ice [B] tattooed [F#m] on my hand.
[C#] And the Christians [A] gave me comic books as if I [F#m] would be scared of burning [A] in hell.
Well, I was [F#m] already there.
And the beer I [A] had for breakfast, [B] silver bullet [D] in the brain.
And the [A] beer I had for lunch [B] was a bottle [D] of nitrate.
And the beer I [A] had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's bills.
We had to sit down on skateboards [C#] just to make it [F#m] down the hill.
Then I [A] peed my pants and you stole the [F#m] groom's cigar.
And some old man [A] made me watch a master bit locked [F#m] in his car.
I got back to [A] the apartment.
You were face [F#m] down on the floor.
You said, don't [B] go to bed yet.
Let's go get a [A]
64.
And the beer I had for breakfast was a pint [F#m] of Jim Beam.
And [A] a fifth of peach snacks and some warm, sunny D.
And you said, bottoms up, [B] just as I [F#m]
bottomed out.
I [A] tried to scream, fuck you, [E] but blood was pouring [F#m] out my mouth.
And [A] Evan Dando never [B] planned on telling [F#m] you the truth.
And your [A] Leonardo ID [B] card is your [F#m] fountain of youth.
You can be [A] a teenager [B] for your whole [F#m]
fucking life.
Just find [A] some pretty sucker [B] and make that bitch [D] your wife.
And I guess [A] by now you all know my friend Danny broke [F#m] his neck.
He was [B] driving home from Sirens when he got into [F#m] a wreck.
First [A] I cried for him and then I [F#m] cried for me.
Haunted [A] by the ghost [B] of the girl I [F#m] used to be.
But the [A] rocks with holes [B] are warm [F#m] in my hands.
And I bury [A] my toes [B] in the hot, [F#m] hot sand.
Then the silver [A] pink [B] pony kisses [F#m] me and says, come [A] a long, long way.
[E] And you deserve to be really [D]
[A] happy.
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