The BJ Song Chords by Garfunkel And Oates
Tempo:
81.7 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
E
F#m
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C#] [E] I've [Gm] been down here such [A] a long, long time.
[D] My neck is at a [A] weird angle and I don't love the view.
[F#m] I've been working hard here, not [B] sure what else to do.
[D] Maybe I'll try [A] eye contact.
[D] Nope, no, [A] eye contact I feel like a [F#m] creep.
Maybe it'll be [B] over soon and I can go to- [A] OOF
[G] Ew, [A] I just chagged a hate chag- OOF
I did [D] it again.
[A] Who is the first woman to put a dick in her mouth?
So avant-garde, what a pioneer.
[F#m] God, I don't [B] know anything about the history of women.
If a [D] hipster comes on [A] someone's face,
does he make it in a figure eight like little cum [F#m] glasses?
[B] [A] Pearl Vision, I [D] wanna make [F#m] you feel [E] good.
[A] And stopping [D] now would [F#m] feel kind of [E] wrong.
[D] I wanna make you [E] feel [A] good,
[D] but only if it [A] doesn't take too long.
What should I do?
[D] My mouth is so [F#m] dry.
Is it considered [E] lubricant if I start to cry?
[A] If my dad saw me now [D] I would feel so bad.
[F#m] Oh my god, [B] stop thinking about my dad.
[D] The length of time down here [E] I'm willing to do
is [D] directly [E] proportional to how much I [D] like you.
I feel like you should [E] know that and hurry up,
[F#m] cause guess what?
[B] I don't like you that much.
Or maybe [E] I do.
Who are you?
[A] I'm 36 years old and I [D] forgot who I'm blowing.
[F#m] I can't be down [E] here any longer with not [A] knowing
you've got one of those [D] dicks that I can't seem to [F#m] place.
I'll pretend to take a [B] deep breath and look up at your face.
Oh, it's [E] Derek!
[A] I [D] wanna make [F#m] you feel [E] good.
[A] And stopping [D] now would feel [E] kind of [A] wrong.
[D] I wanna [F#m] make you [E] feel [A] good,
but [D] only if it [A] doesn't take too long.
[D]
[F#m] [E] [A] I feel like I haven't heard [D] silence in such a long [F#m] time.
Is this the first time [E] I've stopped talking in like two years?
[A] Am I talking to fill the void [D] of the great big [F#m] empty?
Am I always like this?
[B] So I don't have to face my fears?
[D] Do I really need a dick [E] in my mouth to stop [D] talking?
Don't I ever [E] shut the fuck up?
[D] God!
I'm [E] so sick of myself.
I need [F#m] to talk to my therapist [B] about why I talk so much.
Am I scared [D] of silence?
Yes, please come [A] in.
Yes, [D] please come [A] in.
[D] Get this [A] coming!
[D] Get this coming!
Woah, [A] it's coming!
[D] My neck is at a [A] weird angle and I don't love the view.
[F#m] I've been working hard here, not [B] sure what else to do.
[D] Maybe I'll try [A] eye contact.
[D] Nope, no, [A] eye contact I feel like a [F#m] creep.
Maybe it'll be [B] over soon and I can go to- [A] OOF
[G] Ew, [A] I just chagged a hate chag- OOF
I did [D] it again.
[A] Who is the first woman to put a dick in her mouth?
So avant-garde, what a pioneer.
[F#m] God, I don't [B] know anything about the history of women.
If a [D] hipster comes on [A] someone's face,
does he make it in a figure eight like little cum [F#m] glasses?
[B] [A] Pearl Vision, I [D] wanna make [F#m] you feel [E] good.
[A] And stopping [D] now would [F#m] feel kind of [E] wrong.
[D] I wanna make you [E] feel [A] good,
[D] but only if it [A] doesn't take too long.
What should I do?
[D] My mouth is so [F#m] dry.
Is it considered [E] lubricant if I start to cry?
[A] If my dad saw me now [D] I would feel so bad.
[F#m] Oh my god, [B] stop thinking about my dad.
[D] The length of time down here [E] I'm willing to do
is [D] directly [E] proportional to how much I [D] like you.
I feel like you should [E] know that and hurry up,
[F#m] cause guess what?
[B] I don't like you that much.
Or maybe [E] I do.
Who are you?
[A] I'm 36 years old and I [D] forgot who I'm blowing.
[F#m] I can't be down [E] here any longer with not [A] knowing
you've got one of those [D] dicks that I can't seem to [F#m] place.
I'll pretend to take a [B] deep breath and look up at your face.
Oh, it's [E] Derek!
[A] I [D] wanna make [F#m] you feel [E] good.
[A] And stopping [D] now would feel [E] kind of [A] wrong.
[D] I wanna [F#m] make you [E] feel [A] good,
but [D] only if it [A] doesn't take too long.
[D]
[F#m] [E] [A] I feel like I haven't heard [D] silence in such a long [F#m] time.
Is this the first time [E] I've stopped talking in like two years?
[A] Am I talking to fill the void [D] of the great big [F#m] empty?
Am I always like this?
[B] So I don't have to face my fears?
[D] Do I really need a dick [E] in my mouth to stop [D] talking?
Don't I ever [E] shut the fuck up?
[D] God!
I'm [E] so sick of myself.
I need [F#m] to talk to my therapist [B] about why I talk so much.
Am I scared [D] of silence?
Yes, please come [A] in.
Yes, [D] please come [A] in.
[D] Get this [A] coming!
[D] Get this coming!
Woah, [A] it's coming!
Key:
D
A
E
F#m
B
D
A
E
[C#] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ I've [Gm] been down here such [A] a long, long time.
[D] My neck is at a [A] weird angle and I don't love the view.
[F#m] I've been working hard here, not [B] sure what else to do.
[D] Maybe I'll try [A] eye contact. _
[D] Nope, no, [A] eye contact I feel like a [F#m] creep.
Maybe it'll be [B] over soon and I can go to- [A] OOF
[G] Ew, [A] I just chagged a hate chag- OOF
I did [D] it again.
[A] Who is the first woman to put a dick in her mouth?
So avant-garde, what a pioneer.
[F#m] God, I don't [B] know anything about the history of women.
If a [D] hipster comes on [A] someone's face,
does he make it in a figure eight like little cum [F#m] glasses?
_ [B] [A] Pearl Vision, I [D] wanna make [F#m] you feel [E] good.
[A] And stopping [D] now would [F#m] feel kind of [E] wrong.
[D] I wanna make you [E] feel [A] good,
[D] but only if it [A] doesn't take too long.
What should I do?
[D] My mouth is so [F#m] dry.
Is it considered [E] lubricant if I start to cry?
[A] If my dad saw me now [D] I would feel so bad.
[F#m] Oh my god, [B] stop thinking about my dad.
[D] The length of time down here [E] I'm willing to do
is [D] directly [E] proportional to how much I [D] like you.
I feel like you should [E] know that and hurry up,
[F#m] cause guess what?
[B] I don't like you that much.
Or maybe [E] I do.
_ Who are you?
[A] I'm 36 years old and I [D] forgot who I'm blowing.
[F#m] I can't be down [E] here any longer with not [A] knowing
you've got one of those [D] dicks that I can't seem to [F#m] place.
I'll pretend to take a [B] deep breath and look up at your face.
Oh, it's [E] Derek!
[A] I [D] wanna make [F#m] you feel [E] good.
[A] And stopping [D] now would feel [E] kind of [A] wrong.
[D] I wanna [F#m] make you [E] feel [A] good,
but [D] only if it [A] doesn't take too long.
_ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] I feel like I haven't heard [D] silence in such a long [F#m] time.
Is this the first time [E] I've stopped talking in like two years?
[A] Am I talking to fill the void [D] of the great big [F#m] empty?
Am I always like this? _
[B] _ So I don't have to face my fears?
[D] Do I really need a dick [E] in my mouth to stop [D] talking?
Don't I ever [E] shut the fuck up?
[D] God!
I'm [E] so sick of myself.
I need [F#m] to talk to my therapist [B] about why I talk so much.
Am I scared [D] of silence?
Yes, please come [A] in.
Yes, [D] please come [A] in.
[D] Get this [A] coming!
[D] Get this coming!
Woah, _ _ [A] it's coming! _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] My neck is at a [A] weird angle and I don't love the view.
[F#m] I've been working hard here, not [B] sure what else to do.
[D] Maybe I'll try [A] eye contact. _
[D] Nope, no, [A] eye contact I feel like a [F#m] creep.
Maybe it'll be [B] over soon and I can go to- [A] OOF
[G] Ew, [A] I just chagged a hate chag- OOF
I did [D] it again.
[A] Who is the first woman to put a dick in her mouth?
So avant-garde, what a pioneer.
[F#m] God, I don't [B] know anything about the history of women.
If a [D] hipster comes on [A] someone's face,
does he make it in a figure eight like little cum [F#m] glasses?
_ [B] [A] Pearl Vision, I [D] wanna make [F#m] you feel [E] good.
[A] And stopping [D] now would [F#m] feel kind of [E] wrong.
[D] I wanna make you [E] feel [A] good,
[D] but only if it [A] doesn't take too long.
What should I do?
[D] My mouth is so [F#m] dry.
Is it considered [E] lubricant if I start to cry?
[A] If my dad saw me now [D] I would feel so bad.
[F#m] Oh my god, [B] stop thinking about my dad.
[D] The length of time down here [E] I'm willing to do
is [D] directly [E] proportional to how much I [D] like you.
I feel like you should [E] know that and hurry up,
[F#m] cause guess what?
[B] I don't like you that much.
Or maybe [E] I do.
_ Who are you?
[A] I'm 36 years old and I [D] forgot who I'm blowing.
[F#m] I can't be down [E] here any longer with not [A] knowing
you've got one of those [D] dicks that I can't seem to [F#m] place.
I'll pretend to take a [B] deep breath and look up at your face.
Oh, it's [E] Derek!
[A] I [D] wanna make [F#m] you feel [E] good.
[A] And stopping [D] now would feel [E] kind of [A] wrong.
[D] I wanna [F#m] make you [E] feel [A] good,
but [D] only if it [A] doesn't take too long.
_ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] I feel like I haven't heard [D] silence in such a long [F#m] time.
Is this the first time [E] I've stopped talking in like two years?
[A] Am I talking to fill the void [D] of the great big [F#m] empty?
Am I always like this? _
[B] _ So I don't have to face my fears?
[D] Do I really need a dick [E] in my mouth to stop [D] talking?
Don't I ever [E] shut the fuck up?
[D] God!
I'm [E] so sick of myself.
I need [F#m] to talk to my therapist [B] about why I talk so much.
Am I scared [D] of silence?
Yes, please come [A] in.
Yes, [D] please come [A] in.
[D] Get this [A] coming!
[D] Get this coming!
Woah, _ _ [A] it's coming! _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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