Chords for The Black Friday Song

_ [G#m] Black [C#] _ [D] Friday! _ _
Time to go to the mall.
[A] Black Friday!
I'm gonna purchase [Em] it all.
Black Friday! _
It's that [A] time of year.
Black Friday!
Is today retail [B] employees fear.
[D] Black Friday! _
I'm gonna buy a TV.
[A] Black Friday!
I think instead I'll [E] buy three.
[Em] Black Friday! _
_ Everything is for sale, but [A] if you shop on Black Friday
then you better [B] beware [D] of violence.
Lining up outside of the store, [A] mob riots.
Everybody crams through the door, [Em] fist fighting.
Blood is gonna cover the floors
[A] and people kill each other for a [B] PS4.
[D] Discounts!
Buy a microwave for half of the price.
[A] Save money!
If you're willing to risk [Em] your life, kill people.
The murder rate is going to surge. [A] Black Friday!
Is the real life version [B] of the [D] Purge.
Black Friday!
Now that Thanksgiving has passed.
[A] Black Friday!
I'm gonna buy some shit and [E] kick ass.
[Em] Black Friday!
Christmas is soon to arrive.
[A] Bring a gun with you shopping if you wanna [B] survive.
[D] Hey there, Black Friday shoppers.
Are you ready for some excellent [A] deals?
Well then I hope you're prepared to maim, [E] murder, and steal.
[Em] And if some old grandma is trying to take the last stereo system [A] left,
well don't you hesitate to choke that bitch [B] to [D] death.
Black Friday! _
Time to go to the mall.
[A] Black Friday!
I'm gonna purchase it all.
Black Friday! _
_ Everything is for sale, but if you [E] shop on Black Friday
then you better [Dm] beware.
_ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ Now you got this.
Everything you needed to [D] survive.
The addiction is the mission that you be [Gm] accessorized.
But it's all a pack of lies.
You know that it's [D] true.
If you don't commoditize, tell me what would you [Gm] do?
Is everything you're wearing the extension of self?
[D] Every action that you're taking for