Chords for The Krampus Song
Tempo:
86.9 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
F
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Oh, hey kids, Uncle Rusty here.
You know, it seems to me that people have forgotten what the holiday spirits are all about.
sing a little song for you about the true meaning of Christmas.
Well Christmas [Em] time is magical, [F] at least that's [G] what I'm told.
they are sold.
dad forget to [G] buy them all the things
tree.
knows you need a reason to talk to your annoying [C] family.
You know, it seems to me that people have forgotten what the holiday spirits are all about.
sing a little song for you about the true meaning of Christmas.
Well Christmas [Em] time is magical, [F] at least that's [G] what I'm told.
they are sold.
dad forget to [G] buy them all the things
tree.
knows you need a reason to talk to your annoying [C] family.
100% ➙ 87BPM
C
G
F
Em
C
G
F
Em
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Oh, hey kids, Uncle Rusty here.
You know, it seems to me that people have forgotten what the holiday spirits are all about.
So, I'm going to sing a little song for you about the true meaning of Christmas.
I think you'll enjoy it. _
_ Well Christmas [Em] time is magical, [F] at least that's [G] what I'm told.
To buy each other useless [C] presents wherever they are sold.
[F] When spoiled snot-nosed brats can [C] cry when mom and dad forget to [G] buy them all the things
they want [C] under the [F] Christmas tree.
So visit home this winter [G] season, heaven knows you need a reason to talk to your annoying [C] family. _
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip [C] apart your soul.
_ [G] Let's not forget our pagan roots of [C] Krampus and his cloven [G] hooves.
As this hellish demon sneaks into [C] your home, _ [G] he'll eat your heart and drink your [C] blood
no matter if you're bad or [G] good and rip your skull out and place [Em] upon his throne.
Oh [F] Krampus, but don't let these stories [C] get you.
Though your parents can't [G] protect you, Krampus eats the flesh of [C] adults too.
_ [F] So dream your dreams of sugar [C] plums.
What the fuck is a sugar [G] plum?
Christmas is the time for [C] me and you.
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart [C] your soul.
_ _ [F] Oh Krampus, please don't [Em] eat my heart.
_ _ [G] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my soul.
_ [F] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my flesh.
_ _ [G] Oh Krampus, please don't eat my parents.
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
_ [F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Santa comes to bring you [C] lots of joy. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Merry Christmas everyone, and to all a good night.
_ _ Hey, if you like that song, you can download it for free from my bandcamp in the link below.
And if you like me, make sure to subscribe somewhere around here.
_ _ _ Go ahead and
_ _ _ Oh, hey kids, Uncle Rusty here.
You know, it seems to me that people have forgotten what the holiday spirits are all about.
So, I'm going to sing a little song for you about the true meaning of Christmas.
I think you'll enjoy it. _
_ Well Christmas [Em] time is magical, [F] at least that's [G] what I'm told.
To buy each other useless [C] presents wherever they are sold.
[F] When spoiled snot-nosed brats can [C] cry when mom and dad forget to [G] buy them all the things
they want [C] under the [F] Christmas tree.
So visit home this winter [G] season, heaven knows you need a reason to talk to your annoying [C] family. _
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip [C] apart your soul.
_ [G] Let's not forget our pagan roots of [C] Krampus and his cloven [G] hooves.
As this hellish demon sneaks into [C] your home, _ [G] he'll eat your heart and drink your [C] blood
no matter if you're bad or [G] good and rip your skull out and place [Em] upon his throne.
Oh [F] Krampus, but don't let these stories [C] get you.
Though your parents can't [G] protect you, Krampus eats the flesh of [C] adults too.
_ [F] So dream your dreams of sugar [C] plums.
What the fuck is a sugar [G] plum?
Christmas is the time for [C] me and you.
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart [C] your soul.
_ _ [F] Oh Krampus, please don't [Em] eat my heart.
_ _ [G] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my soul.
_ [F] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my flesh.
_ _ [G] Oh Krampus, please don't eat my parents.
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
_ [F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Santa comes to bring you [C] lots of joy. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Merry Christmas everyone, and to all a good night.
_ _ Hey, if you like that song, you can download it for free from my bandcamp in the link below.
And if you like me, make sure to subscribe somewhere around here.
_ _ _ Go ahead and
