The Chocolate Song Chords by Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers

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_ _ _ _ _ When your feet feel like they're made of stones and your bones are full of lead [F#] and your muscles feel like the [B] galvanized
There's a concrete in your head when your blood flows like molasses
And you can't add two and two [F#] when the top looks [G#m] like the bottom
[E] [F#] Orange looks like [B] blue when you feel like you're hungover
But you didn't drink last night and your eyes are like a roadmap [B] and your underwear feels tight
Gravity seems to multiply and your organs are on strike
[C#] You're in sudden [G#m] death over [Em] time and the [B] wheels are off your bike
You need [E] some chocolate, some pre-made [G] chocolate
[F#m] Some chocolate ice [B] cream and chocolate mousse
Some [E] chocolate cheesecake, [Bm] Bavarian chocolate
[G#m] Bring [B] home the chocolate, [C#]
we [B] need a boost
We need a boost
Now they say it gives us pimples, it's addictive and it stains
[F#] It makes us fat and hyper [B] and clogs up all our veins
It puts migraines in our noggins and it's worse than cigarettes
[F#m] But all those [G#m] things are easier [B] than having a chocolate fit
Now there's lots of medical evidence to support our point of view
[G#] It's not all psychological, [B] good news for me and you
It affects our serotonin, which reduces aches and pains
[F#] And does all [G#m] kinds of cool things [E] to the [B] chemistry of our brains
Good [E] old chocolate, dark [B] chewy chocolate
Non [F#]-Nimo snack bars, [B] chocolate eggplants
Hot [E] chocolate sundaes, sweet chocolate milkshakes
Bring [B] home the chocolate, [F#]
we [B] need a boost
We need a boost
Now they say we're chocolate-holics and we have a legitimate beef
[F#] That we should lobby government [B] to get funding for relief
Now if you can keep a secret, just leave it up to me
[F#] I'll take the [G#m] funds and build [B] us a chocolate factory
And if life should get too heavy, we decide to end it all
[F#] We won't do it with a pistol, [B] drugs or alcohol
We'll just take a thousand dollars to a nice dessert cafe
[F#] Eat a dump [G#m] truck load of [B] chocolate and do ourselves a way
Cause we [E] love chocolate, mouth [B]-watering chocolate
[F#] Black forest cheesecake and [B] chocolate torte
[E] Some chocolate rum balls, sweet [B] chocolate windfalls
[G#m] Bring [B] home the chocolate, [G#] we need a boost
Bring home [G#m] the chocolate
_ _ _ [C#] Yeah _
We _ need a boost
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