Chords for The Dan Band - I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas (Bonus Track)

[N] _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ While [Eb] the jingle bells are jingling and the snow begins to fall
And my [Ebm] grandma makes [Eb] _
gingerbread cookies [Fm] just across the [Bb] hall
I'm [Eb] freaking out what to get you, then it suddenly occurs to me
The [Fm] best Christmas present is to rock your body underneath the fucking tree
I wanna [Eb] rock _ you hard this [Ab] Christmas _ _
I wanna [Eb] fill your stocking with my [Fm] candy cane of [Bb] joy
We'll have a [Eb] very, very [Db] _ motherfucking [Cm] Christmas
_ _ [Ab] _ _ I'll [Eb] drive the love train down Santa Claus Lane, I'm your [Ab] little drummer boy
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_ While the good noggin's on noggin' and the fireplace on the glow _
While our bodies are heating up in Utah, [Fm] three seats down below
[Bb] _ _ [Eb] I hope you like my present, it was way too big to wrap
_ [Fm] I'm gonna get naughty all over your body, come sit on Santa's lap
I wanna [Eb] rock you _ hard [Ab] this Christmas
_ _ _ I [Eb] wanna fill your stocking with [Fm] my candy cane of [Bb] joy
We'll [Eb] have a very, _ _ [Db] very motherfucking [Cm] Christmas _
_ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus Lane, [Ab] I'm your little drummer _ boy
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_ _ _ _ _ _ When [Cm] it's slushin' like snow angels till the morning
_ We _ _ [B] won't hear the reindeer hooping up above _
_ _ _ [Eb] We won't hear the coming down of Chimney _ _ _
_ [Ab] We won't see me and my grandma making [Bb] it hot as can be love _ _
But we'll hear them scream as we rise out of sight and fucking say
Granny, I [Eb]
rocked you hard [Ab] this Christmas
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] I filled your stocking with my [Fm] candy cane of joy
[Eb] So have a very, very _ motherfucking [Cm] _ Christmas _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] And the world will start rejoicing, and the [B] choir boys start to sing _
[Eb] And the [Cm] lords will leap and give the ladies in waiting their five ass-folding [Eb] rings
And the seven pipers will pipe and the eight make the [G] milk get in the snow
[Cm] And I'll be happy when I'm getting on crappy by my [C] Christmas ho-ho-ho _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] Have a very _ _ _ fucking [Bb] _ Christmas
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Peace on earth and the world [Gm] and freaking Kumbaya
[C] _ _ [F] Have a very _ _ _ fucking [Bb] Christmas _ _
_ _ _ [F] Deck the halls with your Christmas balls, [Bb] fa-la-la-la-la-la-la [Eb]-la _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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