Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth Chords by The Dandy Warhols

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_ _ [B] I never thought you'd be a [Ab] junkie because heroin is so [A] passe.
_ But [E] today, if you [C] think that I don't know [D] about depression and emotional [A] pain, _ [E] you're insane.
And [C] you're a fool who hasn't [D] paid attention to a word that [A] I say.
In [E] a way, I [C] can't help but feel responsible.
[D] I always knew that you [A] were insane with [E] your pain.
But I [C] never thought you'd be a junkie [D] because heroin is so [A] passe.
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[C] _ [D] Heroin is [G] so [A] passe.
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[C] _ [D] Heroin is so [A] passe.
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[C] Heroin [D] is so passe.
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_ you're so passe.
_ Now [E] a day, you [C] never thought you'd get addicted, [D] just be cooler in an obvious [A] way.
I [E] can say, shouldn't [C] you have got a couple piercings [D] and decided maybe that you [A] were gay.
In [E] a way, I [C] can't help but feel responsible.
[D] I always knew that you were [A] insane with [E] your pain.
But I [C] never thought you'd be a junkie [D] because heroin is so [A] passe.
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[C] _ [D] Heroin is so [A] passe.
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