Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth Chords by The Dandy Warhols

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_ _ I never thought you'd be a junkie [Cm] because heroin [C#] is [A] so passe.
_ But [E] today, _ if you [C] think that I don't know [D] about depression and [A] emotional pain, you're [E] _ insane.
[C] You're a fool who hasn't [D] paid attention to a word that [A] I say.
In [E] a way, I [C] can't help but feel responsible.
[D] I always knew that you [A] were insane, with [E] the pain.
But I [C] never thought you'd be a junkie [D] because heroin is so [A] passe.
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[C] _ [D] Heroin is so [A] passe.
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[C] _ [D] Heroin is so [A] passe.
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_ _ Heroin is so passe. So passe.
_ Now [E] a day, you [C] never thought you'd get addicted, [D] just be crueler in an [A] obvious way.
I [E] can say, shouldn't [C] you have got a couple piercings [D] and decided maybe that you [A] were gay.
In [E] a way, I [C] can't help but feel responsible.
[D] I always knew that you were [A] _ insane, with [E] the pain.
But I [C] never thought you'd be a junkie [D] because heroin is so [A] passe.
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[C] _ [D] Heroin is so [A] passe.
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[C] _ [D] Heroin is so [A] passe.
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[C] _ [D] A [A] ha.
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[C] _ [D] A [A] ha.
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[C] _ [D] A [A] ha. _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [C] _ _
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[E] Heroin _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
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[D] _ is so [A] passe.
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[C] _ [D] Heroin is so [A] passe.
[E] Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[C] What [D] is so [A] fascinating?
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[C] _ _ [D] Ah, [A] ah, [E] _
[C] ah, ah, ah, ah, [D] ah.
Ah, [A] ah, ah, [E] ah, [C] ah, ah, [D] ah.
Hey, [A] hey, [E] hey, hey, [C] hey. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Hey. _ _ _ _ _ _
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