Welcome To The Third World Chords by The Dandy Warhols

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[E] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Em] Hey boy, _ _ _ see [Bm] what I'm doing.
Don't see a dog like you _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [D] _
[Em] hanging around [Bm] a club like this so much anymore.
_ [Em] _ Guess you just _ love [Bm] the ladies. _ _
_ _ Why don't [Em] you fuck your ass on up and say, hey [Bm] girl, [D] you dance pretty good for a almost [Em] white girl. _ _ _
_ Your lipstick sure [Bm] do match my wallet.
_ [D] Oh, [Em] I get _ it.
_ Oh, but [Bm] you know, _ _ _ _ somebody [Em] got to keep the shotguns off the dance floor.
Say, _ [Bm] why don't you finish that now, girl?
And we can _ [Em] scurl out into the midnight air [Bm] and skin her. _
I found one.
_ _ [Em] _ I'm gonna throw my nigga on this.
_ _ [Bm] A nice big fat one, yeah.
Found one.
[Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] Makes _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
you a little bit.
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Em] See, that's good for a dog like [D] you.
[Em] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ Chills. _
_ _ _ [Em] Your ego. _ _
_ _ [A] I [Bm] mean, _ _ what you gonna do for [Em] her?
_ [Bm] Which [Em] tells you, [B] you [Bm] gotta turn the heat up.
You gotta [Em] say, _ [Bm] why [Em] don't we go back to my place [Bm] so we can even talk _ about _ _ _ [Em] _ God's plan.
_ _ Fuck [Bm] _ _ _
me.
There she go.
[Em] _ Girl, it's gone now.
Where'd she go [Bm] now?
And you're alone now.
_ _ [Em] Oh, _ [G] _
this ain't like college town.
[Bm] _ _ Welcome to the big world, [Em] yeah.
The boys like the girls and the [Bm] girls like the money. _ _
_ _ You [Em] gotta spread it [D] around.
[Em] _ The girls [Bm] like the boys and the boys like the honey.
All [Em] right.
_ [Bm] Oh, [Em] yeah, the honey. [Bm] Yeah. _ _ _
Keeps the bad thoughts [Em] stuck in your chest till way too late.
[Bm] And it's way too late.
_ [F#m] _ [B] _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ It's [Bm] all about the fight.
_ _ See [Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ the [Bm] crowd, just a little bit.
_ They're a little bit [Em] crazy. _
_ _ You [Bm] see, _ just like that, that's right.
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ The boys like the girls and the girls [B] like the [Bm] money. _ _
_ _ That's [G] what I like. _ _
_ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _ [Em] _
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