Chords for THE DILDO SONG - UNCLE JOHN - (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Tempo:
92.9 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
G
E
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[E] [G] [D]
[A] [D] [F#m] [D] [B] [D] And I came out of my door one day and I went [A] out to see.
I saw my friend was standing there that's questioning [D] me.
He says, I have a paper here.
I said, I [G] think I know you're going [D] around from house to [A] house to change the [D] name, Dildo.
I said, now friend, I want my sign to change this [A] precious name.
I hope that every person there, they will [D] feel the same.
For God will travel with us wherever [G] we may go.
He will [D] never laugh or [A] joke about the [D] name Dildo.
[G] D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
[G] D for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
[G] [D] [A]
[Bm] [D] Now when I die, I'll leave this place, the home in [A] which I love.
God, he gets me ready then to take me [D] up above.
He will take me by the hand.
Together [G] we will go to all this [D] filthy heaven.
[A] That he has [D] named Dildo.
[G]
D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
[G] D for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
Now Dildo is a little town that sits [A] beside the sea.
You'll find it people so kind with [D] hospitality.
So come and take a visit.
You'll always [G] be a friend.
There's a welcome [D] at my every door.
[A] Don't [G] knock, just come on in.
D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
D [G] for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
[G] [D] [A] [Em] [D]
[E] [Bm]
[A] [D] [F#m] [D] [B] [D] And I came out of my door one day and I went [A] out to see.
I saw my friend was standing there that's questioning [D] me.
He says, I have a paper here.
I said, I [G] think I know you're going [D] around from house to [A] house to change the [D] name, Dildo.
I said, now friend, I want my sign to change this [A] precious name.
I hope that every person there, they will [D] feel the same.
For God will travel with us wherever [G] we may go.
He will [D] never laugh or [A] joke about the [D] name Dildo.
[G] D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
[G] D for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
[G] [D] [A]
[Bm] [D] Now when I die, I'll leave this place, the home in [A] which I love.
God, he gets me ready then to take me [D] up above.
He will take me by the hand.
Together [G] we will go to all this [D] filthy heaven.
[A] That he has [D] named Dildo.
[G]
D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
[G] D for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
Now Dildo is a little town that sits [A] beside the sea.
You'll find it people so kind with [D] hospitality.
So come and take a visit.
You'll always [G] be a friend.
There's a welcome [D] at my every door.
[A] Don't [G] knock, just come on in.
D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
D [G] for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
[G] [D] [A] [Em] [D]
[E] [Bm]
Key:
D
A
G
E
Bm
D
A
G
_ _ _ _ [E] _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ [D] _ _ [F#m] _ [D] _ [B] [D] And I came out of my door one day and I went [A] out to see.
I saw my friend was standing there that's questioning [D] me.
He says, I have a paper here.
I said, I [G] think I know you're going [D] around from house to [A] house to change the [D] name, Dildo. _
I said, now friend, I want my sign to change this [A] precious name.
I hope that every person there, they will [D] feel the same.
For God will travel with us wherever [G] we may go.
He will [D] never laugh or [A] joke about the [D] name Dildo.
[G] D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
[G] D for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
_ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _
[Bm] _ [D] _ _ _ Now when I die, I'll leave this place, the home in [A] which I love.
God, he gets me ready then to take me [D] up above.
He will take me by the hand.
Together [G] we will go to all this [D] filthy heaven.
[A] That he has [D] named Dildo.
_ _ [G]
D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
[G] D for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
Now Dildo is a little town that sits [A] beside the sea.
You'll find it people so kind with [D] hospitality.
So come and take a visit.
You'll always [G] be a friend.
There's a welcome [D] at my every door.
[A] Don't [G] knock, just come on in.
D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
D [G] for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
_ _ [G] _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ [Em] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
_ [A] _ [D] _ _ [F#m] _ [D] _ [B] [D] And I came out of my door one day and I went [A] out to see.
I saw my friend was standing there that's questioning [D] me.
He says, I have a paper here.
I said, I [G] think I know you're going [D] around from house to [A] house to change the [D] name, Dildo. _
I said, now friend, I want my sign to change this [A] precious name.
I hope that every person there, they will [D] feel the same.
For God will travel with us wherever [G] we may go.
He will [D] never laugh or [A] joke about the [D] name Dildo.
[G] D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
[G] D for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
_ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _
[Bm] _ [D] _ _ _ Now when I die, I'll leave this place, the home in [A] which I love.
God, he gets me ready then to take me [D] up above.
He will take me by the hand.
Together [G] we will go to all this [D] filthy heaven.
[A] That he has [D] named Dildo.
_ _ [G]
D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
[G] D for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
Now Dildo is a little town that sits [A] beside the sea.
You'll find it people so kind with [D] hospitality.
So come and take a visit.
You'll always [G] be a friend.
There's a welcome [D] at my every door.
[A] Don't [G] knock, just come on in.
D stands for our dignity.
Our name will never change.
[D] And I stands for the innocent child who should never [A] be ashamed.
[D] Hail the God of liberty.
D [G] for [D] days of old.
I will spell out the loving [A] words that we all [D] call Dildo.
_ _ [G] _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ [Em] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _