Chords for The Everclear Song

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Every day in lunch in high school and [D] all of my senior year, I'd drink my Coca-Cola
with [C] a touch [G] of Everclear.
I never had to study math, _ [D] science, or history.
I'd have a chemical flashback [C] to jog [G] my memory.
In my junior year, I swore I [D] loved Sweet Miss Sherry Ann.
One night I put some Everclear [C] in her [G] Dr.
Pepper [D] can.
I [C] thought it'd make her easy, [G] but she took it pretty hard.
I took her home and rang her doorbell, [C] left her laying in the [Dm] yard.
Tequila [G] dries me out, [C] and beer just makes me fat.
[D] Whiskey makes me nauseous, [C] tell me who the [G] hell needs that.
If you're thinking about drinking, then [D] the answer's crystal clear.
It's the invisible _ [C] antarcticant.
It's [G] called Everclear.
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[G] I remember my church picnic in [D] the spring of 89.
They had four fresh watermelons sliced [G] right off the vine.
With them bowed their heads, giving [D] grace for the food.
Hey, I pulled out my bottle and [C] I soaked them [D] melons good.
They never knew [G] what hit them [D] when the potion went to work.
They had grandmas doing back flips, [C] grandpas [G] looking up their skirts.
They were singing Hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs.
[D] Preacher said it was the best dang picnic [C] that the baddest have ever [Gm] thrown.
Tequila [G] dries me out, [C] and beer just makes me [G] fat.
[D] Whiskey makes me nauseous, [G] tell me who the hell needs that.
If you're thinking about drinking, [D] then the answer's crystal clear.
It's the invisible antarcticant.
[G] It's called Everclear.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ When I'm drinking Everclear, I think [D] I'm king of this whole world.
I'm bigger and better than John Wayne [G] and cooler than Steve Earle.
Until I wake up [D] and I'm face down in the hall.
Hey, I'm completely naked [G] for a reason I can't recall.
But I'm kinda sorta thinking that [D] maybe I met a chick.
Cause there's perfume in the air [C] and there's lipstick [G] on my neck.
And I [C] hope that she was pretty and I [G] hope that she was kind.
[D] Enough to leave my clothes [C] somewhere there easy to [Dm]
find.
[C] Tequila dries [G] me out, [C] and beer just makes [G] me fat.
[D] Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who [Gm] the hell needs that.
[G] If you're thinking about drinking, [D] then the answer's crystal clear.
It's the invisible _ antarcticant.
[G] It's called Everclear.
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