Chords for The Greek Wedding
Tempo:
92.2 bpm
Chords used:
Cm
G
Fm
C
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Spyros and Athena they met at the village fair.
He was bald as bowling ball and she was thick with hair.
[Fm] He won ribbons for his prize, goats was first year that he win.
She won his [Cm] heart when she picked up them goats and carried them home for him.
[G] They bought the trunk on Ouzo, she said yes when he proposed.
Now [Fm] he finally get to fuck a woman instead of [G] fucking goats.
And [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding.
A special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding [G] and her monobrow, her mustache back and [Cm] butt crack waxed as well.
[G]
[Cm]
Athena [Cm] had a young sister named Katrina, she was hot, sexy, slim and beautiful, all things Athena's not.
[Fm] Just one week before the wedding when Spyros make a call, he parked his [Cm] bicycle against the fence and knocked upon the door.
Young [G] Katrina answered naked, he could not believe his luck.
She [Fm] smiled at him seductively, all he could [G] say was, fuck, [C] holy bloody fuck.
Then she whispered, [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding.
A special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding and [G] her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack [Cm] waxed as well.
[G] [Cm]
But Spyros spun around and started running towards the gate when Athena's mom and dad popped [Bm] up [Cm] shouting, Spyros wait!
Young [Fm] Katrina was just testing you and now we know for sure, you're the special man our family want to be our son-in-law.
[G] Again he wiped his brow and thought how lucky can I be, I [Fm] was running to get condom hid beneath bicycle [G] seat.
While [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding, a special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding [G] and her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack [Cm] waxed as well.
[G] And her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack waxed [Cm] as well.
Hey!
[N]
He was bald as bowling ball and she was thick with hair.
[Fm] He won ribbons for his prize, goats was first year that he win.
She won his [Cm] heart when she picked up them goats and carried them home for him.
[G] They bought the trunk on Ouzo, she said yes when he proposed.
Now [Fm] he finally get to fuck a woman instead of [G] fucking goats.
And [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding.
A special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding [G] and her monobrow, her mustache back and [Cm] butt crack waxed as well.
[G]
[Cm]
Athena [Cm] had a young sister named Katrina, she was hot, sexy, slim and beautiful, all things Athena's not.
[Fm] Just one week before the wedding when Spyros make a call, he parked his [Cm] bicycle against the fence and knocked upon the door.
Young [G] Katrina answered naked, he could not believe his luck.
She [Fm] smiled at him seductively, all he could [G] say was, fuck, [C] holy bloody fuck.
Then she whispered, [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding.
A special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding and [G] her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack [Cm] waxed as well.
[G] [Cm]
But Spyros spun around and started running towards the gate when Athena's mom and dad popped [Bm] up [Cm] shouting, Spyros wait!
Young [Fm] Katrina was just testing you and now we know for sure, you're the special man our family want to be our son-in-law.
[G] Again he wiped his brow and thought how lucky can I be, I [Fm] was running to get condom hid beneath bicycle [G] seat.
While [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding, a special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding [G] and her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack [Cm] waxed as well.
[G] And her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack waxed [Cm] as well.
Hey!
[N]
Key:
Cm
G
Fm
C
Bm
Cm
G
Fm
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Spyros and Athena they met at the village fair.
He was bald as bowling ball and she was thick with hair. _
[Fm] He won ribbons for his prize, goats was first year that he win.
She won his [Cm] heart when she picked up them goats and carried them home for him.
_ _ [G] They bought the trunk on Ouzo, she said yes when he proposed.
Now [Fm] he finally get to fuck a woman instead of [G] fucking goats. _ _
_ And [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding.
A special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding [G] and her monobrow, her mustache back and [Cm] butt crack waxed as well.
_ [G] _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Athena [Cm] had a young sister named Katrina, she was hot, sexy, slim and beautiful, all things Athena's not. _
[Fm] Just one week before the wedding when Spyros make a call, he parked his [Cm] bicycle against the fence and knocked upon the door.
_ Young [G] Katrina answered naked, he could not believe his luck.
_ She [Fm] smiled at him seductively, all he could [G] say was, fuck, _ _ [C] holy bloody fuck.
Then she whispered, [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding.
A special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding and [G] her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack [Cm] waxed as well.
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ But Spyros spun around and started running towards the gate when Athena's mom and dad popped [Bm] up [Cm] shouting, Spyros wait!
_ Young [Fm] Katrina was just testing you and now we know for sure, you're the special man our family want to be our son-in-law. _ _
[G] Again he wiped his brow and thought how lucky can I be, _ I [Fm] was running to get condom hid beneath bicycle [G] seat. _ _ _ _ _
While [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding, _ a special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding [G] and her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack [Cm] waxed as well.
_ _ _ [G] And her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack waxed [Cm] as well.
Hey!
[N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Spyros and Athena they met at the village fair.
He was bald as bowling ball and she was thick with hair. _
[Fm] He won ribbons for his prize, goats was first year that he win.
She won his [Cm] heart when she picked up them goats and carried them home for him.
_ _ [G] They bought the trunk on Ouzo, she said yes when he proposed.
Now [Fm] he finally get to fuck a woman instead of [G] fucking goats. _ _
_ And [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding.
A special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding [G] and her monobrow, her mustache back and [Cm] butt crack waxed as well.
_ [G] _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Athena [Cm] had a young sister named Katrina, she was hot, sexy, slim and beautiful, all things Athena's not. _
[Fm] Just one week before the wedding when Spyros make a call, he parked his [Cm] bicycle against the fence and knocked upon the door.
_ Young [G] Katrina answered naked, he could not believe his luck.
_ She [Fm] smiled at him seductively, all he could [G] say was, fuck, _ _ [C] holy bloody fuck.
Then she whispered, [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding.
A special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding and [G] her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack [Cm] waxed as well.
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ But Spyros spun around and started running towards the gate when Athena's mom and dad popped [Bm] up [Cm] shouting, Spyros wait!
_ Young [Fm] Katrina was just testing you and now we know for sure, you're the special man our family want to be our son-in-law. _ _
[G] Again he wiped his brow and thought how lucky can I be, _ I [Fm] was running to get condom hid beneath bicycle [G] seat. _ _ _ _ _
While [Cm] Athena's getting her vag waxed for the wedding, _ a special gift for Spyros when they ring those wedding bells.
Athena's getting her vag [Fm] waxed for the wedding [G] and her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack [Cm] waxed as well.
_ _ _ [G] And her monobrow, her mustache back and butt crack waxed [Cm] as well.
Hey!
[N] _ _ _ _