The Hearse Song Chords by Harley Poe

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_ _ [F#] _ _ [Bm] Don't ever [G] laugh as the hearse goes by [Bm] For you may be [F#] the next to die
[Bm] They wrap you up [G] in a big [C#] white sheet [Bm]
[D] From your head [C#] down [Bm] to your feet
They put [G] you in a big black box [Bm] And cover you up [F#m] with [F#] dirt and rocks
[Bm] And all [G] goes well for about [D] a week [Bm] And then your [F#] coffin [Bm] begins to leak
And the worms crawl in, [G] the worms crawl [Bm] out The worms play [F#] pinochle on your snout
[Bm] They eat your eyes, [G] they eat your [Bm] nose They eat the jelly [F#] between [Bm] your toes
[G] A big green [Bm] worm with rolling eyes [F#]
Crawls in your stomach [Bm] and out your eyes
[G] Your stomach [Bm] turns a slimy green [F#] And pus pours out [Bm] like whipping cream
[G] You spread it [Bm] on a slice of bread [F#] And that's what you [Bm] eat when you're [D] dead
[Bm] And the worms crawl out, [G] the worms crawl in [Bm] The worms that crawl [F#] in are lean and thin
[Bm] The ones that crawl out [G] are fat and stout [Bm] Your eyes fall in [F#] and your hair [Bm] falls out
[G] Your brain comes [F#] tumbling down your [D] snout [Bm] And the worms crawl in, [G] the worms crawl out
[Bm] They crawl all [F#] over your dirty snout [Bm] Your chest caves in [G] and your eyes pop out
[Bm] And your brain turns [F#] to [Bm] sauerkraut [G] They invite their friends [Bm] and their friends too
[F#] They all come [Bm] down to chew on you [G] And this is [Bm] what it is to die
[F#] I hope you [Bm] had a nice goodbye Did you ever [G] think as a hearse goes [Bm] by
That you may [F#] be the next to [Bm] die And your eyes [G] fall out and your teeth decay
[Bm] And that is the [E] end [F#] of a perfect _ [Bm] day _ _
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