Chords for THE HOBBIT - RAP BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES

_ Home is _ _ behind, [A] _ death _ _ _ ahead
[Em] Then _ through every path we [D] tread
_ [C#] _ I see [Bm] fire, I see smoke
I see [A] blood and loss of hope
Brothers, [Em] peace comes not with _ swords
[D] _ But with [F#] _ words
[Bm] I've summoned you all here because it nears the end of autumn [A] and an evil army is forming
And the numbers only broaden
[Em] Elves and dwarves and men now need to form an ultimate squadron
[Bm] On't lust then, but pards men
But dear, I forgot then
Ah, but you two must join forces [G] and set aside your quarrels
[A] Your skills in battle should win this battle, not physics defying barrels
[Em] Not to mention, Svaug got out now Esgaroth's in peril
[G#] And Middle-earth is screwed worse [D] than it was in your [G#] misty mountain, Carol
Oh, [Bm] but guess who's there in back in this?
Oh, just you know the protagonist
[A] Purple Baggins is, Purple Baggin' Tricks
Purple bigger than you pricks could ever smack and lift
[Em] Now I know you guys are gonna laugh at this
But I might be the one who got the dragon pissed
[D] But y'all got the brawn for what you're lacking wits
[C#] So if we band together we can handle this
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Ooh, not a bad shot
[B] I barely heard his ass [A] drop
Those guys look mad, boss
Come on, are you really that shocked [Em] we slaughtered Elf and Man-dog with hardly even a half-thought?
[D] These fools don't know what we have got
And look, [F#] they've got a mascot
[Bm] Oh hey, the dwarf king, he's a lot smaller in person
[A] He can't command without a stool to stand on
Not that I'm fairly certain [Em] He's weak
Like his father
Could use a comb and a sheath
[E] Revenge he seeks
[D] Are you bothered?
Not when his [F#] head's on the tip of my blade
I [Bm] will not stand aside whilst you disrespect my bro
Here, [A] he's loyal and resolute
Like my future late friend Boromir
[Em] He's got more particles of manliness within his own beard
[D] He's braver than his language [C#] skills, of yet he does not know [Bm] fear
Dude, I'm the sharpest archer in any book that you flip through
[A] Every generation I'm hip to
Do you know how many I've lived through?
[Em] And I've still got the power to split you and improve you
We can issue [D] your horde like the son of this dude [C#] Count it
Woo, that's two
[Bm] I'm sorry we don't speak Elvish, ma'am
But here is [B] our interpretation
You'd be a prettier girl
With your bow around your head and [Em] lacerations
This battle's over, we should go
I'm getting over two
[Dm] Crawl back to your hipster limbo and [D#] let your wizard fight for you
Well, they really didn't leave us with many options
So everyone's cool [N] with me summoning a few eagles?
Yes?
No!
I've [B] had it up to here with you all
You've thrown eagles with your height
Make [A] a spear of your scaff
Don't let eagles win your fight
We [Em] were not clear, so it seems
Elf, now let me give you insight
[D] For every necessary beatdown [F#] on these punks
I have the only [Bm] right
You two, over there
You make the cutest couple
[A] You're like Toriel and Kili
If you kiss with each other's knuckles
[Em] Your faces seem to be Romana
By the title of the Thousand Beast [D] Puzzle
You both disgust me
With [F#] shallower morals than a hobbit piss [Bm] bottle
But I must admit
I'm also flawed and prone to selfish [A] ways
I brought my men forth from their homes
They fought through hellish [Em] days
But my kingdoms worth defending
And my men worth [D] fighting for
So grab your swords, [C#] prep your horns
Motherfuckers, I will have [Bm] war
_ Here you _ find
[A] _ _ _ _
_ Death ahead
[Em] _ Did you hear what I [D] just _ said?
[F#] _ _ More [Bm] what I find, let you be
Beat [A] each other, dance lastly
We [Em] will see who lives, my _ friend
[D] _ In [F#] the _ _ _ end
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