Slapped Actress Chords by The Hold Steady

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[E] _ _ _ [C#m] _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ _ [C#m] Don't tell [E] my sister [A] about your most [E] recent mission
[C#m] _ [E] Don't tell my [A] family they're a wicked [E] strict Christian.
[C#] Don't tell the [E] hands on
[A] _ [E] Don't tell your [C#m] friends.
Don't tell [E] them we went down to [A] Ybor [E] City again
_ [C#m] Don't tell the dancers.
[E] They'll just get _ distracted
Don't tell the [A] DJs they [E] already suspect us.
Don't mention the bloodshed.
Don't mention skin
Don't tell me more city [A] almost [E] killed us _ [G#] We _ are
[C#m] _ _ _ They [A] _ _ are the [E] people _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ Dressed up to be seated
_ _ _ Looking up with the _
[G#] dreamer
Well [C#m] the attackers _ _
[A] We're _ hosting the [E] screening _ _ [F#] What _ _ _ _ _ justifies
The _ wet _ chest _
_ [C#] _ [E] Don't _ [A] _ _ [E] _
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[E] _ _ _ [C#] _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ _ [A] drop little [C#m] hands.
[E] I don't want them to guess
Don't [A] mention Tampa.
[E] They'll just know all the rest
_ [A] Don't mention [E] bloodshed.
Don't tell them it hurts.
Don't say [A] we saw angels.
[E] Don't take us straight to church
_ [G#] _ Thank you
[C#m] _ _ _ _ [A] _ Just
See the [E] _ fathers
_ [F#] _ They _ pushing the
Moving _ _ _ _ with water
[G#] _ We on [C#m] your first
_ [A] _ The cameras [E] are rolling
_ [F#] _ _
I'll be back with _ sara _
yo, man
of [E] romance. _ _
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_ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
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_ [A] Sometimes [E] _ exes get slapped.
Sometimes _ exes get slapped.
Sometimes fake fights turn
out bad.
_ Sometimes exes get slapped.
Some nights making it look real might end up some
other way.
Some nights it's just _ entertainment.
And some other nights [G#] it's for the little
man for [C#m] the beating. _ _
[A] _ Sitting, sleeping, [E] or seating. _ _
[F#] _ _ _ They're holding their hands out _ _ for
the body of blood [G#] now.
Well [C#m] it's a rat race.
[A] _ I have the [E] most steady. _ _
[F#] _ _ _ I'm as young as the
race.
_ _ Let me know when you're ready.
[G#] _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ Man we make our own movies.
_ _ Man we make our own [G#] movies.
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[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ Man we make our own movies.
_ _ Man we make our own movies.
[G#] _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _
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[G#] _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _
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[G#] _ _ Whoa.
_ [A] _ Whoa.
_ _ Whoa.
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