Two Handed Handshake Chords by The Hold Steady

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[D] This two-handed handshake _ says he's so [G] glad to meet you. _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] His one silver earring _ says he parties [G] on weekends.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] He churns through the [G] channels when he's watching the TV.
[D] He recites lines from movies [A] when he's trying to be funny.
_ [G] _ Guys, _ _ it's like we're not [A] even [D] trying. _ _
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] If she danced with that one guy, _ _ she must [G] know we're watching. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] It seems like less people _ that were here just [G] last weekend. _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [Em] She's still pretty pissed about [G] her ex's new trick.
[D] There were stares and glares and names. _ _
[G] _ _ _ Girls, you know you're not really [D] helping. _ _ _ _
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_ [D] _ I don't think he'll [Bm] find [G] love _ _ [D] _ [A] in some [B] bathroom in some [G] club.
_ _ [D] I know some kids who didn't [Bm] come [G] back.
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[D] We had forced out on Fridays. _
We're pirates in port. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ We go in and we get high, two at a time.
[F#m] We get drunk on [D] the sports.
_ _ _ _ [Em] We're falling in the bed [G] with our television sets.
We're [D] watching movies that we've already [A] seen.
_ _ [G] You guys, _ _ _
[D] it's like we're not even trying. _ _
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [D] You're dressed like contestants _ _ and some [G] desperate passions. _ _ _ _
You [D] fall asleep in your makeup. _
You wake up with [G] a flamish. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] You're making up your mind [G] about the trace after work.
[D] You have such a [A] gossipy office.
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Girls, _ _ _ _ you're gonna [Bm] find [G] someone.
_ _ [D] _ _ You don't have [B] to rush it.
[G] _ _ [D] _ [A] You're too young to [Bm] force your [G] crushes.
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You don't have [Bm] to rush [G] it.
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[A] You're too young to [D] think your crushes. _
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Guys, I'm pretty sure that we can put it back together.
[G] And girls, you gotta try to be nice to one another.
[D] Guys, I'm pretty sure that we can put it back together.
[G] And girls, you gotta try to be nice to one another.
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_ _ [D] _ I don't think we'll [Bm] get the truth.
[G] _ _ _ [D] [A] From kids with [Bm] stickers on their [G] boots.
_ _ [D] I know some kids who [B] didn't [G] come back.
_ [D] _ [A] From a boy with [Bm] baby [G] cry.
_ _ [D] We gotta try a little [Bm] harder.
[G] _ _ _ [D] _
[A] We gotta be [Bm] a little better.
[G] _ _ _ [D]
We gotta put it [Bm] back together.
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