Chords for The Jolly Rogers - The Queen of Wails

Alright, you ready to hear a brand new one?
Yeah!
_ _ _ This is so new we've never even rehearsed it.
Oh really?
Well, we did at the 410 show.
We did it once about an hour ago. _ _ _
So are you ready for this?
Bring it on!
_ Nope.
We'll just do it.
Come on down, [G] ladies, come play.
Alright.
_ Disappointing.
I'm not sure it's gonna happen.
_ Now this [Em] is a special song.
We decided we would do a song about royalty.
_ _ _ Royalty, is that what we're selling [N] this in?
We are gonna sing about the Queen of Wales.
_ _ _ Right here, baby. _
_ _ _ Oh boy, we are still gonna_
Now, if this does not scare the crap out of management, we did it wrong.
_ _ _ Are you ready?
_ [G] Woo! _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ There _ was a lovely lady and a card if she did move
She checked into a brothel like she had [A] something to prove
[G] She said, I have a wonder, [C] man, I like it [Eb] open wide
[G] I'm talking about the window [A] so I can [G] see outside
They agreed and she took her first fly at that same day
And no one would look at that [C] house in quite the [D] same way
[G] Her voice they say it carried [C] like a siren [Eb] in a gale
[G] And then all the locals [D] called her the Queen of Wales
[E] And she [G] went, ooh-ah
[C] _
Oh [G] yeah, _ oh [Cm] my
Yes, [A] yes, [G] yes
She said, oh [C] my, oh [Bb] yes, oh [G] dear
Oh [A] yes, you are the best _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
The constable came [C] running, mad and met [G] him at the door
[C] She said that [G] she was sorry [C] it wouldn't happen [D] anymore
[G] The constable said it hurt, it [C] hurt, but he was [E] quite [G] perplexed
And said, madam, I don't [A] care as long as I am next
And she [G] went, ooh-ah
Oh yeah, _ oh my
Yes, [A] yes, yes
[G] She said, oh my, oh [Eb] yes, oh [G] dear
_ Oh [Dm] yes, [G] you are the best
All right, now you all got to sing.
Don't sing the words, just make the noise. _ _
The gentleman came talking, [C] a line [G] it quickly grew
A girl across the hall [C] said, I can [D] play that too
[G] She threw open her window, [A] all the town could hear
[G] The two of them made such a [D] sound, it echoed [E] far and near
And she went, ooh-ah _
Oh [G] yeah, _ oh my
Yes, [D] yes, yes
She said, oh [G] my, oh yes, oh dear
[D] Oh _ yes, you are the [G] best
Oh, it's my friend and the Boy [Gm] Scouts again
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Business it was booming and everyone was high
The madam said, now ladies, [C] this is no time [D] to be shy
[G] We can all get rich by this, that is if [Eb] we are wide
[G] They'll open every window, girls, it's time to advertise
And she went, ooh-ah _
Oh yeah, oh my
_ [D] Yes, yes, yes
She said, oh [N] my, oh yes, oh dear _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ I think they're starting to get the hang of this _ _ _
There were just a few of them deciding not to join
I guess that they were happy with the whoring [D] of the boys
[G] Grow open the shutters and you're [Eb] good for your health
[G] We'll assume if we can't hear you [D] that you're playing [G] by yourself
And she went, ooh-ah
Oh yeah, _ oh my
[Eb] Yes, yes, [A] yes
She [G] said, oh my
You _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ are the best
And she went, ooh-ah
Oh yeah, oh _ my
[Am] Yes, yes, yes
She said, oh my, oh yes, oh dear
_ _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
Louder now!
_ I know some of you can be louder than that
_ _ _ _ Alright, here we go!
And she went, ooh-ah
_ Oh yeah, oh _ my
[D] Yes, yes, yes
[G] _ You _ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ [G] are the best
And she said, oh my
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ Yes, yes, yes
Oh my, oh yes, oh dear _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
You are [B] the best
_ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ Queen is blushing but the king's going, yep
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _
Hell [Abm] yeah! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
Queen!
_ _ _ Alright, that should adequately scare the crap out of management
Who's up there at the top of the hill right now going
What the [G] hell's going on down there?
_ _ Because [Dm] he's not familiar with that sound
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'd like to [Ab] take one quick moment, everybody look back [N] there
As _ you can see, most all of the music up
All of the musical groups up here have CDs in the back
Yes they do, we really do
Go ahead girls, hold them up _
Now shake them around _ _ _ _
Alright, _ now shake them around
[D] _ _
_ _ _ _ Now shake them around
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
So don't forget, go by and grab one on your way out
_ The CDs, the CDs _ _
Can't afford the others, alright
_ _ And with that, [C] I think we've reached the climax of this [D] show _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
I think we've shot our one _ _ _
And [D] we're spaced
There is no more fun to be had in this entire damn festival
Are you sure about that?
[Db] _ _ What's the emergency, I couldn't hear [D] you
I'm sorry, what was that?
What was that? _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ Are you sure there's no more fun to be had?
Yeah, no, unless you say different
What do you say, my love?
I think she's having fun right now _ _
_ _ Shall we go have some more fun up at the gate, my love?
Oh yeah, the Holaster's are
Oh, we should go
To the gates
To the gates
_ _ _ _ To the gates
To the gates
Get up and go to the gates _