Chords for Jolly Rogers- One for the Road

Are you ready for the ultimate drinking song?
Yeah!
_ We are gonna do one for [E] the road!
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Here's how it goes.
We'll sing to [A] the chorus the first time.
You'll go, [Am] that's easy.
Simple.
And the second time you'll join in and sing with us.
Right?
[F] Right! _
You got it?
_ _ Right?
Right!
That's better.
Alright. _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The dog little woman attacked [G] the wait.
He looked at [E] the barking and said,
[D] I'm asleep going, I really can't stay.
So pour me a drink and I'll be on my way.
_ [E] _ _ _ _
Party's set!
[Bb] Somebody's going live.
What'll it [E] be?
Tell us.
Oh, _ let's not.
Pay attention now!
A quarter of a slice.
Oh, _ [D] half a [G] whiskey, one quarter, one [D] rye.
Bring me some cider, I'll give that a try.
[G] Bring me some rums, my bladder went [A] cold.
And [D] bring me a scotch at least [G] seven years old.
Bring out a wine, I'll start with a port.
And [E] wash it all down with a beer.
Some [G] sort of brandy, some cherries, and froggies, some ale,
Some old one I'm doin', and good [A] ol' ale.
[E] Beat stealth, or mut the jet.
[Em] Vodka, bourbon, and [D] a slight grin
Moose and tequila, come take a [G] shop
Some old sour mash and [D] two belly flops
Go on, sir, who's the one that I need to tell?
[A] Add some croquette and one to the [Dm] row!
_ Ja! _
All right, so y'all got that, right?
Get a move on
We'll see you next time [A] around, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[D] Oh, I'm singing, huh?
Easy, it's like we're in practice
It's a mess, you're on it Woo!
_ [A] _ _ _ _
_ The director came out and said that was [G] great
But I must [A] be going before it's too late
Then he said, shorty, but send him [G] back down
[D] And if he must be going, we'll buy you a drink
_ [Db] _ For he _ says
What'll it [A] be? _
_ _ Oh, [Gb] here we go
One _ [D] _ whiskey, one port, one rye
[A] Bring me some cider, I'll give that a [D] try
Bring me two [G] rugs, one butter, one [A] cold
And bring me a Scotch, at least seven years [G] old
Bring on the wine, I'll start with a pour
I'll [D] wash it all down with a beer of some sort
Manage some cherries, some coffees, some ale
[D] Some old one, do and I'll cut it [A] out again
[E] Beast out for moose and gin
Vodka, bourbon, and a slight grin
[D] Moose and tequila, come [G] take a shop
Some old [D] sour mash and two belly flops
Go on, sir, do so, we're letting you be told
After the brew can, point to the road
[C] _ _ Stop!
[Dm] _ _
_ I did not hear everyone on that
Dude, let's go, they're warming up
Yeah, they're warming up, that'd be worth a stretch
Stop [F] worrying, ladies, they're just getting [Dm] lubricated
_ _ We're singing
This is gonna be a better show than I thought _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
With all of his friends cut down on [G] the floor
And the deck [A]-bearing eyes are set on [D] the door
The barkeep, he said, is surely deceased
So sit right back down, because the suit's on me
_ _ So Jack [Eb] said, I don't but me!
_ [Dm] _ I don't but what?
Oh, he's drunk as hell by that one
I don't understand
[A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh, I'll have a whiskey, one porto, one rye
Maybe some cider, I'll get another try
Maybe two [D] rums, some butter, one [A] cold
And bring me a Scotch, at least [G] seven years old
Bring in a wine, I'll start with a four
And wash [D] it all down with a beer, it's a sort
[G] Manage some cherries, some coffees, some ale
Some old one, do and I'll cut it out [A] again
Beast [E] out for moose [A] and gin
Vodka, [E] bourbon, and a [A] cigarette
Moose and tequila, got to make it [G] stop
Smoke's our [A] mash and too many [D] pops
No more soju, so we're lightning-beat toast
Have to sip from here, wonder [Dm] _ around
Yeah!
All right, there are a couple [F] of people up there
Who've got this song [F] down
[Dm] Yeah, and so you're absolutely right, Brooke
They're out there, they're [F] drunk and singing
They're having a great time Great!
However!
However?
There are some people that don't you think
We don't know who you are
You're going to [A] sing after going Oh!
_ _ Booze, booze, booze, booze, booze
Cadillac for the [D] road
_ [F] Not now!
Hey, they got the spirit _ _ _
I'm a boy
[Dm] All right, we have one more chance _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Oh!
Two ladies and a jack [G] out to a speed
We must show them [E] all what we're made of, I [B] see
One big old gig on the [G] table, I wait
Jack with a [D] smile, somebody with green
_ [N] _ Party set!
_ What the hell do you want now?
Well, [A] I'll tell you Oh! Oh!
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] I'll have a whiskey with [A] porto and rye
Maybe some cider, I'll get out and cry
Maybe [G] two rums with butter [A] and coal
And maybe [Dm] a scotch till he's seven [G] years old
Bring in the wine, I'll start with [C] a four
And wash it [D] all down with a beer and [G] some sort
Fanny, some cherries, some gargantuan ale
Some old man's doing a good [E] hollandale
Need snout, we're moving to gin
Vodka, bourbon, and a slight [D] grip
Booze and tequila, no [G] niggas stop
Some old style [A] mash, it's too bloody fun
Roll with some lupo and let it be [Dm] toad
And some boogie boys to the _ _ road Yeah! _ _ _ _
I'm like [B] _ the drum
Duh duh duh duh [Dm] duh duh
_ [B] _ You're not [D] my belly dancer Hey! _
[F] What?
_ What the hell is the matter with you?
I don't know what's the matter
There's nothing wrong with me
I've got the duh!
_ [Eb] _ _ [F] I'm telling you, my side of the audience
That thing, my side of the audience
They've got the duh! _
_ _ _ _ I'm pretty sure that duh makes it
Your side of the audience
What do you mean?
Not in the judge
Oh yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? Maybe
Well, you know what we got over here, brother?
What do we got over here?
We got some of the best damn cows you've ever heard Oh yeah?
And a couple of nice up [B] faces, if you know what I mean
Ha ha ha ha
All right, and this is what I want
I want to hear an incredible Oh!
_ _ _ _ [F] And I want to hear an [Dm] ungodly Duh!
Ha ha ha
I want a double echo which the world has never heard
I want it to come from the soul
And in between, I want you to sing out as loud as you can
Hell, I don't even care [F] if it's this song
We won't know
We won't know
You've been singing in a god of the beater for all weekend _
_ _ _ _ Ha [A] ha
In a god of the beater
Shut [Dm] up!
Shut up!
_ What?
I like that song
All 17 minutes
Yeah, I know It's nice
And it's got a god solo, right?
Last song, let's make it loud All right _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ The jack stood up and said I [G] must be off
The barkeep [A] he said, no I don't mean [D] to scoff
But cheering him nightly and never to go
What's every boss is that one for the road?
One [A] of each
[C] Boss keeps saying _
You know where it is, get it yourself Okay
Oh
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ I [G] have a whiskey on point [A] with a rye
And bring me some cider, I'll give it a try
And bring me two rungs with [A] a little cold
And bring me a cock that's [G] seven years old
Bring on a wine, I'll start with a [C] porter
Watch it all down with a beer [G] as it's served
Madness and seriousness, I'll rock it to the man
So, woman, I'm doing a good ol' [A] again
Beef, [E] salt, vermouth, and gin
[A] Vodka, [B] bourbon, and a [D] soy grin
We're checking in like a party to [Gm] stop
The bolts are [A] a match, and keep everything fun
All of us are evil, and that ain't a [G] joke
And there's a [D] boogie at one of the _ _ _ [A] roads
Stop
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [N] _ _
Barkeep said
_ He's _ a bastard
Right, he is a bastard
_ He _ says bastard No
_ No No No No No No No No No No No No
_ [Eb] No
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [A] No Oh _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [A] _ _
And _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Gm] _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ that's it
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _