Chords for The Jolly Rogers- A Port in Every Girl

You don't make some more noise than that, I ain't doing [Gb] nothing.
Woo!
_ _ [Bb] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
He's doing his part.
[Eb] More beatings, sir.
More beatings.
_ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
Stop [G] it! _ _ _ _
Oh, a [D] port in every girl What?
Was my call to the sea.
Something the other way around.
[Gm] Start all over again.
Drink!
Girl in [D] every port stay
That makes more sense.
Was my call to the sea.
[D] But a port in every girl
Played some [A] Irish like for me.
_ [G] Bonnie, come in, as you [D] complain to sea.
A port in every girl is some Irish like for me.
At the tender age of sixteen years, I went into the sea. _
[G] And in the port of Dublin, [Em] town of Maiden came to me.
[G] She grabbed me by me mizzenmast, and led me [D] far astray.
Oh, hey, I got a question.
Which one's the mizzenmast?
Well, it's easy.
[N] There's the aft mast, there's the [G] foremast, there's the main mast.
There's a great big one right in the middle of the crow's nest, baby.
Where the crow's nest?
Crow's nest.
[A] He should wash more.
Wash it, [Bb] wash it, wash it.
He should wash it, he should wax more.
Wax it, wax it, we're all sellers. _
_ _ [Gm] And as far away as [Em] London, town of Saint, you can hear [A] me say_
Two words.
Brazil.
[G] Bonnie, [D] come in, as you complain to sea.
A port in [Em] every girl is [D] some Irish like for me.
At ten years or seventeen years, I went into the sea.
And in the port of Old Rangoon, a geisha [A] came to me.
She fed me rice and [G] treated me nicely.
[D] Now with her eye_
[A] Lay.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
So, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, how [Bb] was it then?
It was [Em] fantastic, but an hour later, I wanted more.
[D] _ _ I get a Chinese [B] food joke.
You eat it, and an hour [Eb] later_
It's delivered, it comes in a_
box.
And when [G] you're done, everyone gets their cookies. _ _ _
And as far away as London, [Em] town of Saint, you can hear me [A] say_ And bang.
It works every time.
[G] Bonnie, [D] come in, as you complain to sea.
A port [Em] in every girl is some Irish like for me.
[D] At the tender age of eighteen, you know, I went into the sea.
Oh, this song's gonna kill me.
And in the taller town of Old Marseille, a mam's [A] oak came to me.
I dined on [D] her puff pastries and showed [Dm] her my eclair.
Hey, hold on a second.
What exactly is eclair?
It doesn't look like.
What's it resemble?
Spit it out!
[G] What's it gonna say?
Spit it out.
[Eb] _ _ [A] All right, bugger it.
It's a long [Bb] joke.
_ [D]
So it's cream [Eb]-filled.
And as far away as [Em] London, town of Saint, you can hear me [A] say_ And bang.
_ _ Bonnie, [D] come in, as you complain to sea.
A port in every [G] girl is some [D] Irish like for me.
At the tender [Gm] age of nineteen, you know, I went into [D] the sea.
And [D] in the port of Napoli, a [A] sonora came to me.
We [Gm] danced around her olive grove and she [D] uncorked my wine.
Sounds pretty good with the uncorking of the wine.
[G] _ Nice, Bonnie.
Nice, Bonnie.
Nice, Bonnie.
Hey, hey.
Clean one.
Clean one.
Intoxicating.
[Bb] Intoxicating.
[Eb] Yes, that's right, because you had to get a drug.
I _ didn't have to.
Oh, I said no.
I [G] said it was your choice.
The question is, was it hers or his? Her! _ _
I agree completely.
I wouldn't want to have been conscious through that.
_ And as far away as [Em] London, town of Saint, [A] you can hear me say_
Seven bucks is ten bucks.
No! _
[G] Yeah, _ _ I got it.
With chocolate on top and [Gm] sprinkles.
Bonnie, [D] come in, as you complain to sea.
A port in every girl is some [E] Irish like for me.
[D] At the tender age of nineteen, you know, I went into the sea.
And in the port of Tripoli, [E] a [A] harem came to me.
[Gm] _ Damn straight.
[D] I wrote their magic carpet, and they polished up my land.
I got [A] a question.
Pick me.
Oh, what a surprise.
You've got a question.
Yes, it's natural.
[G] It's a downing hare, and eventually that_
never mind.
This [Gm] harem, a large harem.
Did they get their three wishes?
You damn straight.
Just after the genie popped up.
_ _ [G] _ I shall never dream of dreaming [Em] again.
No, no, no.
Stop that.
[G] And as far away as London, town of Saint, you [A] can hear me say_
Well, Genie Blue would sound like Robert Williams.
Hey, how you doing?
Huh?
[Am] You know, all hairy and coked up like he is.
With chocolate on top and [D] sprinkles.
Bonnie, [A] come in, as you [Gm] complain to sea.
A port in every girl is some Irish like for me.
What's up, you?
_ _ _ [D] _
_ _ I went into the sea.
[G] And in the port of [Em] Old Melbourne, a sheila [A] came to me.
Hurricane!
[D] She played with my boomerang, [Gm] and I jumped at [A] kangaroos.
That's kangaroos.
[A] No, that's crap.
Kangaroos.
I go with that.
That's not crap.
That makes perfect sense.
All right, give it to me.
Kangaroo.
What's the deal?
It's a [G] furry thing.
Down under!
_ _ [A] Really?
Because I hear Devon's more like a koala.
That's right.
I hear Devon eat bushes and [D] leaves.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
Now, now, now.
I got it.
Kangaroo, right?
[Gm] Right.
The pouch, and you put your joey in.
Hey, see?
You got a pouch.
Boing, boing, boing.
Yes!
Joey!
[A] _ _
_ _ [A] The most frightening part about that is we all now know that he named it Joey.
_ _ _ [G] Boing, boing, boing.
Boing, boing, boing is natural.
_ What?
_ Joey?
Yes, Joey.
I, by God, I named it Joey.
Why, by God, did you name it Joey?
That's my favorite character [E] on Friends.
_ _ [A] _ _
We got a gun [F] show and everything.
We put chocolate and sprinkles on someone. _
_ [Gm] And as far away as London town, it's safe [A] to hear me say,
How you doin'? Brasilia!
[G] _ [D] Boing, boing, as you can likely see,
I'm walking every girl that the pirates left for me.
The rifle they did watch me when I came home from the sea.
[Dm] _ _ [G] And all throughout the London town, the ladies [A] came to me. [Am] What?
They really are.
[G] True story. _
_ _ _ _ [D] They heard about my pillaging and they stepped off of the [A] cage.
Lying slut!
Don't believe a word I say.
_ _ [Em] And as far as you can [A] hear me say,
Stop! _ _
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_ _ _ _ [G] Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.
_ _ Brazilia!
_ [Cm] _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[G] All through [D] the sea.
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[G] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
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