Bogoff Chords by The Lancashire Hotpots

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_ _ _ Have you ever stopped to wonder [B] when you're walking down the aisle in the high street at your favorite [E] shop?
_ [A] At the way that every [E] two weeks or so [B] more prices have started [E] to drop
_ _ Big savings here, [B] half price there, on loads of things that nobody [E] will need
_ [A] But my favorite sticker [E] could not have come quicker, [B] yes it's buy one get [E] one free
[B] Oh, full fat yogurt [B] in your basket, _ hitty catty litter [E] in your basket
[A] Oh you don't need them but you've [E] got to buy them can't you see?
[B] Cos they're buy one get [E] one free
_ _ _ _ So you've got a load of bog offs [B] and you take them to till, 50% of [E] it is free
You've [A] got more tins of beans [E] than you've got cupboards for fill
You [B] can't wait to see how much that [E] it'll be _
But you can't scrimp on items [B] like brown sauce and booze
It's quality, not quantity [E] you need _
[A] And they've pushed up the price [E] of the things that are nice
The [B] receipt makes a [E] terrifying read
[B] What you need [E] is full fat yogurt [B] in your basket, _ hitty catty litter [E] in your basket
[A] Oh you don't need them but you've [E] got to buy them can't you see?
Cos they're buy one get one free _ _
_ _ _ There's a lesson to be learned, [B] here's advice that is handy when using a retail [E] boutique
_ [A] I'm gonna get this hand down to [E] Morrison's at Thaldey
[B] If it's value for money that [E] you seek
_ But in order to fill your basket [B] on your scooter
_ [A] _ There's only one thing that you [E] can do
_ Say it loud, say it proud, every week I avowed
[B] To buy one get [E] one free
[B] All together [E] now _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ [C#] _ [F#] _ _ _ _
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[F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ Buy one get [N] one free _ _ _ _ _ _ _