Chords for The Lancashire Hotpots - If I Had A TARDIS (Doctor Who Drinking Song)
Tempo:
95.95 bpm
Chords used:
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G
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[D] [C] [D] Hello [G] cockers, this is Billy McCartney [D] here.
[G] It's a song that combines [D] two of my [G] favourite pastimes.
[D] No, not [G] those two.
Before [D] I go drinking [G] on Saturday [D] night, [G] there's a programme [D] I like to [A] watch.
[C] It [G] features a time [D]-lorded [A] dog called Canine and a little [G] blue [D] box.
If it landed [G] [D] round the way, [G] I'd borrow [D] that box [C] if you [G] please.
[Gm] I'd go back in time, [A] pick [G] up Henry [E] the Eightfoot [A] and all [D] you can eat [G] Chinese.
[D] [Bm] Oh, if I [G] had a TARDIS, I wouldn't fight Daleks [D] or cry.
[A] [C] When [G] it got [D] to Last [A] Orders, [D] I'd [Em] reappear at [G] opening time.
I'd [D] travel the [G] universe in search of Vale, [B] Davros he could [C] take a rest.
My [Eb] assistants would [G] be [E] Oliver Reed, [A] Richard [D] Burton and George Best.
Oh [G] look, they've got one of those gas tails on.
And slowing vehemence.
[D] [G] You two, [D] take it [G] outside.
The space-time continuum.
[D] I think I'm in there.
I'd [Gm] get [D] Leather Don [G]
[D] Legopolis [G] as fast [D] as I was able.
[A]
[C] I'd find [G] the best barrow [D] on the [A] planet's got a drink or tons [G] under the table.
[D] But [G] the Doctor [D] has enemies [G] [D] far and wide.
[G] I'd have [Dm] to buy them drinks [C] for free.
[G] [C] I'd let bygones [G] be bygones, drink sherry [E] with Zygons with [A] a session [D] on [G] Metavelous [D] Three.
[G] Oh, if I had a TARDIS, I wouldn't fight Daleks [D] or cry.
[A] [C] When it got to [D] Last [A] Orders, [Am] I'd reappear at [G] opening time.
[D]
[G] I'd travel the universe in search of Vale, Davros [F] he could [C] take a rest.
My [Cm] assistants [G] would be [E] Oliver Reed, [A] Richard Burton [Bm] and George [E] Best.
So they'd be wiped out.
[A] Richard Burton [D] and George Best.
[E] And Whitney Hoosey.
[A] [D] Richard Burton and [G] George Best.
[N]
Time Lords, gentlemen, please.
Do you want to come back to my ship and see my plunger?
[Gm] I can't wait to have a go on the karaoke.
I have just drunk ten pints of cider.
My vision [Ab] is impaired.
[G] It's a song that combines [D] two of my [G] favourite pastimes.
[D] No, not [G] those two.
Before [D] I go drinking [G] on Saturday [D] night, [G] there's a programme [D] I like to [A] watch.
[C] It [G] features a time [D]-lorded [A] dog called Canine and a little [G] blue [D] box.
If it landed [G] [D] round the way, [G] I'd borrow [D] that box [C] if you [G] please.
[Gm] I'd go back in time, [A] pick [G] up Henry [E] the Eightfoot [A] and all [D] you can eat [G] Chinese.
[D] [Bm] Oh, if I [G] had a TARDIS, I wouldn't fight Daleks [D] or cry.
[A] [C] When [G] it got [D] to Last [A] Orders, [D] I'd [Em] reappear at [G] opening time.
I'd [D] travel the [G] universe in search of Vale, [B] Davros he could [C] take a rest.
My [Eb] assistants would [G] be [E] Oliver Reed, [A] Richard [D] Burton and George Best.
Oh [G] look, they've got one of those gas tails on.
And slowing vehemence.
[D] [G] You two, [D] take it [G] outside.
The space-time continuum.
[D] I think I'm in there.
I'd [Gm] get [D] Leather Don [G]
[D] Legopolis [G] as fast [D] as I was able.
[A]
[C] I'd find [G] the best barrow [D] on the [A] planet's got a drink or tons [G] under the table.
[D] But [G] the Doctor [D] has enemies [G] [D] far and wide.
[G] I'd have [Dm] to buy them drinks [C] for free.
[G] [C] I'd let bygones [G] be bygones, drink sherry [E] with Zygons with [A] a session [D] on [G] Metavelous [D] Three.
[G] Oh, if I had a TARDIS, I wouldn't fight Daleks [D] or cry.
[A] [C] When it got to [D] Last [A] Orders, [Am] I'd reappear at [G] opening time.
[D]
[G] I'd travel the universe in search of Vale, Davros [F] he could [C] take a rest.
My [Cm] assistants [G] would be [E] Oliver Reed, [A] Richard Burton [Bm] and George [E] Best.
So they'd be wiped out.
[A] Richard Burton [D] and George Best.
[E] And Whitney Hoosey.
[A] [D] Richard Burton and [G] George Best.
[N]
Time Lords, gentlemen, please.
Do you want to come back to my ship and see my plunger?
[Gm] I can't wait to have a go on the karaoke.
I have just drunk ten pints of cider.
My vision [Ab] is impaired.
Key:
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[D] _ _ [C] _ [D] Hello [G] cockers, this is Billy McCartney [D] here.
[G] It's a song that combines [D] two of my [G] favourite pastimes.
[D] No, not [G] those two.
_ Before [D] I go drinking [G] on Saturday [D] night, [G] there's a programme [D] I like to [A] watch.
[C] It [G] features a time [D]-lorded [A] dog called Canine and a little [G] blue [D] box.
_ If it landed [G] [D] round the way, [G] I'd borrow [D] that box [C] if you [G] please.
[Gm] I'd go back in time, [A] pick [G] up Henry [E] the Eightfoot [A] and all [D] you can eat [G] Chinese.
[D] _ [Bm] Oh, if I [G] had a TARDIS, I wouldn't fight Daleks [D] or cry.
[A] _ [C] When [G] it got [D] to Last [A] Orders, [D] I'd [Em] reappear at [G] opening time. _
I'd [D] travel the [G] universe in search of Vale, [B] Davros he could [C] take a rest.
My [Eb] assistants would [G] be [E] Oliver Reed, [A] Richard [D] Burton and George Best.
_ _ Oh [G] look, they've got one of those gas tails on.
_ And slowing vehemence.
[D] [G] You two, [D] take it [G] outside.
The space-time continuum.
[D] I think I'm in there.
I'd [Gm] get [D] Leather Don [G] _
[D] Legopolis [G] as fast [D] as I was able.
[A] _
[C] I'd find [G] the best barrow [D] on the [A] planet's got a drink or tons [G] under the table.
[D] But [G] the Doctor [D] has enemies [G] [D] far and wide.
[G] I'd have [Dm] to buy them drinks [C] for free.
[G] [C] I'd let bygones [G] be bygones, drink sherry [E] with Zygons with [A] a session [D] on [G] Metavelous [D] Three.
[G] Oh, if I had a TARDIS, I wouldn't fight Daleks [D] or cry.
[A] _ _ [C] When it got to [D] Last [A] Orders, [Am] I'd reappear at [G] opening time.
[D] _
[G] I'd travel the universe in search of Vale, Davros [F] he could [C] take a rest.
My [Cm] assistants [G] would be [E] Oliver Reed, [A] Richard Burton [Bm] and George [E] Best.
So they'd be wiped out.
[A] Richard Burton [D] and George Best.
[E] And Whitney Hoosey.
[A] [D] Richard Burton and [G] George Best.
[N] _
Time Lords, gentlemen, please.
_ Do you want to come back to my ship and see my plunger?
[Gm] I can't wait to have a go on the karaoke.
I have just drunk ten pints of cider.
My vision [Ab] is impaired. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] It's a song that combines [D] two of my [G] favourite pastimes.
[D] No, not [G] those two.
_ Before [D] I go drinking [G] on Saturday [D] night, [G] there's a programme [D] I like to [A] watch.
[C] It [G] features a time [D]-lorded [A] dog called Canine and a little [G] blue [D] box.
_ If it landed [G] [D] round the way, [G] I'd borrow [D] that box [C] if you [G] please.
[Gm] I'd go back in time, [A] pick [G] up Henry [E] the Eightfoot [A] and all [D] you can eat [G] Chinese.
[D] _ [Bm] Oh, if I [G] had a TARDIS, I wouldn't fight Daleks [D] or cry.
[A] _ [C] When [G] it got [D] to Last [A] Orders, [D] I'd [Em] reappear at [G] opening time. _
I'd [D] travel the [G] universe in search of Vale, [B] Davros he could [C] take a rest.
My [Eb] assistants would [G] be [E] Oliver Reed, [A] Richard [D] Burton and George Best.
_ _ Oh [G] look, they've got one of those gas tails on.
_ And slowing vehemence.
[D] [G] You two, [D] take it [G] outside.
The space-time continuum.
[D] I think I'm in there.
I'd [Gm] get [D] Leather Don [G] _
[D] Legopolis [G] as fast [D] as I was able.
[A] _
[C] I'd find [G] the best barrow [D] on the [A] planet's got a drink or tons [G] under the table.
[D] But [G] the Doctor [D] has enemies [G] [D] far and wide.
[G] I'd have [Dm] to buy them drinks [C] for free.
[G] [C] I'd let bygones [G] be bygones, drink sherry [E] with Zygons with [A] a session [D] on [G] Metavelous [D] Three.
[G] Oh, if I had a TARDIS, I wouldn't fight Daleks [D] or cry.
[A] _ _ [C] When it got to [D] Last [A] Orders, [Am] I'd reappear at [G] opening time.
[D] _
[G] I'd travel the universe in search of Vale, Davros [F] he could [C] take a rest.
My [Cm] assistants [G] would be [E] Oliver Reed, [A] Richard Burton [Bm] and George [E] Best.
So they'd be wiped out.
[A] Richard Burton [D] and George Best.
[E] And Whitney Hoosey.
[A] [D] Richard Burton and [G] George Best.
[N] _
Time Lords, gentlemen, please.
_ Do you want to come back to my ship and see my plunger?
[Gm] I can't wait to have a go on the karaoke.
I have just drunk ten pints of cider.
My vision [Ab] is impaired. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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