Chords for The Most Impossible Thing I can Play on GUITAR

Yesterday someone asked me what's the hardest thing you can do in guitar, and now I'm going to show you. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
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_ _ _ Impressive?
_ No?
_ What if I, [Dm] what if I play the same thing, but using two strings at once like this?
_ [F] _ [G] _ [Dm] _ [Fm] _
_ [G] _ [Dm] _ [F] _ [G] _ _ [F] _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ _ Impressive? _
_ Still not?
Okay.
_ _ [N] What if I, what if I play the same thing, but without using the right hand at all like?
[D] _ [F] _ [G] _ _ [F] _ [Ab] _
[G] _ _ [Dm] _ [F] _ [G] _ [F] _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] Impressive? _ _
Okay.
_ _ _ [E] What if I play the same [Em] thing, but I added a bunch of percussion [Dm] like this?
[G] _ [Dm] _ _ [Ab] _
[G] _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Impressive? _ _ _ _
What if we, what if we change the riff?
[D] So when I started to play guitar,
I realized that you can actually play the whole Sweet Child O' Mine riff using only harmonics.
So that basically means [G] you didn't have to fret any of the notes, instead you were [D] _ just_ _
_ _ Okay, so let's see if you like this.
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_ _ _ Impressive? _ _ _
_ _ What if I play something with the left hand [F] while doing this again like this?
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Okay, what if we go back to the riff we started with?
What if we go back on Smoke on [F] Water?
[G] _ What if [D] I play Smoke on Water with my left hand [F]
[G] at _ [F] _ [Ab] _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _ _
[G] _ [C] _ [D] _ the same time as I play _
Sweet Child O' Mine with my right hand?
Okay. _ _
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_ [Eb] _ [G] _ _ [D] _ [G] _ _ [F] _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ [Gm] _ [D] _
[F] _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ [F] _ [G] _ [F] _
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