Chords for The Newfangled Four - A Newfangled Tango

[A] _ _ [E] _ _ Hey!
Everybody's mumbo crazy, jobs are happy, but I'm lazy.
I don't dig that frantic derp score.
_ Can I treat the [Gb] light fantastic?
I don't want to be gymnastic.
That's not [N] what a dance in floor is for.
What I got in mind is a big improvement.
But a very minimum amount of movement.
So let the other couples push and show off.
What I got in mind I [E] think you're gonna love.
_ _ [Gb] [Ab] To love. _
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_ _ _ _ Wait to see what you [A] got.
A new fangled tango [E] and there's nothing to it.
You just sort of stand there [A] and just sort of do it.
You stand close together, [C] there's [E] no wasted motion.
It's [Bm] a new fangled tango [A] and old fangled [Bm] _ tango.
It may be crowded but that doesn't matter.
It's not necessary [A] to move.
[E] Don't move.
[D] It may be crowded but that's all [Ab] the better.
It's just like [Gbm] romancing while dancing.
[Ab] Who's dancing?
[A] Oh you start [Eb] off one [Bb] step.
That's really awkward.
[E] No, I do not like [A] this.
No, no, one step.
This suit can lead you another.
Yes, there's nothing wrong with [Em] a waltz or a big [Ab] tango.
But, oh, what's right out of this?
A new fangled [B] tango.
No, no, no, why'd you?
Really had to.
How could you [G] stop the tango?
You guys have been talking crazy about the dance that's slow and lazy.
All you do is stand there and hold each other tight.
Don't you see I feel fantastic.
Don't need moves, don't need gymnastics.
Gotta take it slow.
[F] It's gotta [A] take it slow just to make me feel, make me feel alright, [D] alright.
Who would I have in mind?
They know [Ebm] _ [D] _ the [Am] dance where I barely move.
[D] I've got a [Gb] plan that I feel stuck on above.
[B] And this [Ab] one I think they're gonna ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta [Bm]-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta _ [Am] _ [G]-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
You.
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[B] _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ Slow steps cause the very best part about it is in [Bm] this dance.
Tony says you don't have to [C] worry if you're dancing, [Gb] won't you?
It's not what you [B] do, do it [G] for what you don't do.
But you don't need a [Ab] waltz or a fancy tango.
you just need a girl and a new pangol tango do do _ _
_ _ I pooped you ahhhhhhh _ _
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you're a joke _ _ _ _ _
_ _ give it [C] up [Bm] mumbo
[N] and just forget the fandango _ do _ _ _ do _
_ _ _ _ _ stupid tango hey
hey don't we do this song last year
I mean yeah, but
I dunno, [B] Joey what do you think man
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, this [G] song is a real [Ab] thrill, though.
Oh. _ _ _
I guess you could say_
It's our _ [N] _
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TINGLE!
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