Chords for The Wombats | Kill The Director | Live in Sydney 2008

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I've met someone that makes me [Gbm] feel [B] seasick I want a skill [Gb] to have, I want a skill [E] to
have So many skills that make her [B] distinctive
That they're not mine [Bb] to have, no they're not [E] mine
Whenever she looks, I read the nearest [B] paper So I don't [Gb] kill other souls, so I don't [Ab] kill
other souls _ _ _ _ [B] So I'm acting [Db] like I'm in an [Gb] _ EastEnders [E] episode
_ _ _ [Eb] Ooooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, [B] oooh, ooooh
This is a rom-com, you're the [E] director
Oooh, _ [B] oooh, oooh, [Gb] oooh, [Bm] oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, ooooh
[B] This is a rom-com, you're the [E] director
You make _ _ _ _ _ _ yourself a scene much better [B] in the dark
Don't torture girls, [Gb] I'll break your [E] heart
And this is my head and this is my [B] spout
And if words get [Gb] together they chop me _ [Ab] up
So if the eyes of a teen ain't [B] fancy
Here's another [Gb] song about a gender I'll never [E] understand
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Here's another [Gb] song about a gender I'll never [E] understand _ _ [Ebm] Ooooooo
_ _ [B] This is a rom-com, should we [Ab] direct it? _
_ _ [B] Ooooooo
_ [Gb] _ [B] This is a rom-com, [E] should we direct it? _
_ _ [Eb] Ooooooo
_ _ [B] This is a rom-com, should we [Bm] direct it?
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Please
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_ Give me a little bit
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This is no _ Richard Jones
This is no Richard
_ This is no Richard _ Jones
This is no Ri- Richard
_ This is no [Eb] Richard [Ab] Jones
This is [A] no R- Ri- Richard
[E] This is [Eb] no Richard Jones
[Ab] This is [A] No Ri- [E] Richard
_ This is [Gb] no Richard _ [Abm] Jones
This is [A] no Brexit!
_ [E] _ This is [Eb] no Brexit!
[Abm] This is no Bridget Jones!
This is [A] no _ _ Bridget _ _
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Bridget _ _ _ _ _ _ Jones
[E] _ _ _ Thanks _ _
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_ [N] _ _ very _ much.
_ _ Good evening Sydney. _
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We're the Wombats.
We're from a far off distant world over that way.
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