Chords for Those Poor Bastards - Crooked Man

[F#] _ I am [A] a crooked man [G#] bent down by [N] sin. _ _
[F#] _ I am [A] a crooked man [G#] bent down by sin.
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[F#m] _ Blood waters [A] rising fast.
_ Dead bodies floating fast.
[F#m] _ _ _ Tornadoes swooping [E] down.
[A] Out of Satan's queue of _
[F#m] thoughts.
I get a date [E] tonight.
[A] _ With a gal from out of state.
[F#m] _ Heard that it was a police [A] man.
_ Had himself a police badge.
[F#m] _ _ Said I'm doomed to [A] fail.
_ Said his daughter's better up in jail.
[F#m] _ I am [A] a crooked man [C#m] bent down by sin.
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[F#m] _ I am [A] a crooked man [C#m] bent down by _ sin.
_ [G#] _
[F#m] _ _ I was a Christian [A] man.
_ But the Lord didn't give a damn.
[F#m] _ He lived sick and [A]
homeless.
When he died I didn't even know it [F#m] was.
Me I only got one [A] belief.
_ _ Everything's worse than it [F#m] seems.
I'm a doomsday preacher [A] boy.
_ Get your bucket it's time to cry.
[F#m] _ I [A] am a crooked man [C#m] bent down by sin. _ _ _
[F#m] _ I am [A] a crooked man [C#m] bent down by _ sin.
_ [F#m] _
To other folks [A] I cannot relate.
_ I could try but [F#m] I ain't.
People just want fancy _ cars.
Fancy house expensive [G#] [F#] clothes.
_ [C#] Fuck that shit it's fucking [E] wrong.
[A] _ All I want is to live real long.
[F#m] I want to watch my body [A] decay.
My health suffer and my hair turn gray.
[F#m] _ And the devil can't take me [A] away.
_ _ Satan you can have your [F#m] way.
I am [A] a crooked man [C#m] bent down by sin. _ _
[F#m] _ I am [A] a crooked man [C#m] bent down by sin. _ _ _
[F#m] I _ _ [A] am a crooked man [C#m] bent down by sin. _ _ _ _
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