Buttholes Chords by Tom Macdonald

[G] _ [C] _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ [Cm]
Look, Donald Trump isn't as bad as they [Am] say he is.
He's really only trying to make America [G] great again.
The Bible's just a book for people scared to be [F] atheists.
Did we land on the moon?
I [C] mean, maybe they faking it.
The earth could be flat, the presidents could be [Am] aliens, and Americans might even be nicer than [G] Canadians.
Unpopular [D] opinions got us caught up in the craziness [C] and hating one another, but we're
all just homo sapiens.
Someone's always gonna hate you no matter what.
[Am] Might as well just be yourself and let people think you suck.
[G] Opinions are [D] like bubbles, everyone got one [G] they cover up, [F] and all you gotta do is follow
through when you're yelling that you don't hear a_
[C] I ain't letting anyone piss in my cornflakes, [Am] stay the hell out my face and I will stay
out [Gm] of your way.
I know that life is cruel and lately it [F] ain't fair at all.
You hate your job, your phone is lobsters, evil men and racist cops.
Yeah, I don't care if you [C] are black or white [A] or gay or straight or old or young or smart
or dumb or where you're from [D] or what you make.
The only thing I care about is living like [F] I'm not afraid of dying while I'm sleeping,
so [C] I seize it when I'm still awake.
_ [Am] We're so [D] angry at everyone we don't [C] know.
We can't even take [Am] a stroll.
We should really let it go.
And be [D] happy, stop having [C] to do the hard part.
But not everyone [Am] knows that living being fucked up is the [C] important part.
Maybe the feds killed Biggie and [Am] Pac.
Maybe the Ku Klux Klan just need some love and a [G] hug.
Maybe 9-11 really was an inside [F] job.
And the Christians are right, homosexuality is [C] wrong.
Or the Illuminati really want the best for the [Am] people.
And abortions are murder so they should just be [G] illegal.
Cause I [D] don't know, that's all I'm saying.
These opinions drive us [F] crazy.
Got [C] us fighting so much lately we're divided from our neighbors.
Someone's always gonna hit you no matter what.
[Am] Might as well just be yourself and let people think you suck.
[G] Opinions are [D] like buttholes, everyone got one they [Gm] cover up.
[F] And all you gotta do is follow through when you're yelling that you don't give a [C] f***.
I ain't letting anyone piss in my [Am] cornflakes.
Stay the hell out my face and I will stay out of [Gm] your way.
I know that being you is harder than it [F] sounds.
You're the only one who can so be you and do you proud.
Yeah I don't care if you're black or white or [A] gay or straight or old or young or smart or dumb.
Or where you're from or [D] what you make.
The only thing I care about is living like I'm [F] not afraid of dying while I'm sleeping.
So I [C] seize it when I'm still awake.
We're so [Am] [D] angry at everyone we don't [C] know.
We can't even take a stroll.
[Am] We should really let it go.
And be happy.
[D] Stop that [C] love bomb.
Yeah, the black and [Am] the big one.
Love bomb.
Yeah, we need to be upset.
Be [C] upset.
Everyone a butt head.
Everyone end up dead.
[E] Everybody upset.
Everybody [G] blood red.
Everybody feels like [F] no one cares.
_ _ [C]
Everything is f***ed up.
Everything is tough luck.
[Am] I have had enough dumb.
Everybody [G] shut up.
Everybody thinks that [F] life ain't fair.
_ [C] Shut up.
We're so [Am] [D] angry at everyone we don't [C] know.
We can't even take a stroll.
[Am] We should really let it go.
And be happy.
[D] Stop that love [C] bomb.
Yeah, the black and the big one.
[Am] Love bomb.
Yeah, we need to be upset.
Be [C] upset.
We're so [Am] [A] angry.
Hating everyone [C] we don't [Em] know.
We can't [C] even take a stroll.
[A] We should really let it go.
Let it [C] go though.
And be [Am] [A] happy.
Stop talking [C] on our [G] phones.
I'm blocking [C] everyone we know.
[A] We've been being [F] buttholes.
Being buttholes.
_ [Bbm] _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Action.
Where do these [Am] moves come [B] from?
All right, I'm ready.
All right, let's go.
Ready?
Yeah.
Give me the wave.
Three.
Nope.
_ [C] _
Maybe the [N] face.
I'm ready.
Okay, ready?
Yep. _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ Hello me.
[Bb] Feature me. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
All right, I'm ready. _ _ _ _ _
_ Babe?
[F] _ _ Yeah. _
_ _ [N] Your daughter's smarter than I am.
I know where you're from.
I'm a bargain make.
You're making that insane face again.
Give me some cool faces.
[D] _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [Dm] Cool.
_ [D] Nugged.
[C] Yeah, great.
One [D] more time.
_ [N] That's all you're gonna give me? _
Okay.
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_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [N] _
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Smile.
Now turn and look at me with your face.
_ [Gb] Be something.
I don't know. _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
[N] I _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
love it so much.
_ _ She's eating the carpet.
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