Dummies Chords by Tom Macdonald

_ _ _ [Fm] I love the earth, but I don't really want to save it.
Have you think it's sexist, homophobic, or it's racist?
When life gives us lemons, [C#] we're supposed to want to change it.
But [Fm] my generation rather take some pills than escape it.
Say that I'm transphobic if you want to, but one day I'll be a father.
And I really hope my son don't grow up to be my daughter.
I ain't trying to hurt your feelings.
Skin should be a little thicker.
That's the problem.
Being honest got them triggered.
The kids are getting weaker because they're shocked by society.
Pumpkin spice, Ativan for seasonal anxiety.
Wokeness has become a way to bully not [F] violently and cancel everyone
without improving on the life we live.
Without the white, there's [F#] no black.
Without the straight, there's no gay.
Without the men, there's no women.
Without the night, there's no day.
[D#] Without the idiots, we couldn't laugh at them when they fall.
So maybe we need them after all.
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[F] love _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ the _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ earth, but I don't [G#] really want to save it.
Everyone's obsessed with making stupid [Em] people famous.
If a white [Fm] boy raps, then it's called appropriation.
But Beyonce has a hair blonde and people say she's slavish.
Everybody's outraged.
Everybody's mad.
Our solutions to the issues don't make no sense.
The stairs are the problem.
We build wheelchair [A#] ramps.
We don't cancel feet or [Fm] persecute the people with legs.
The feminists who started the movement will be ashamed of so many things.
They fought so you could vote.
I saw your butthole on [G] [A] OnlyFans.
I'm not a bad [A#] person if you don't like what I say.
Call [Dm] me homophobic just because I [F] think straight.
[A#] I love people even [N] though we disagree.
I wish we could get Wi-Fi signals from a tree.
Then everyone would plant him and we'd probably save the planet for free.
_ [Cm] Too bad we only need him to breathe.
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[F#] _ Ain't nobody dumber than y'all.
Ain't nobody dumber than y [F]'all.
_ _ [C] Guess [F] you gotta be wrong if you don't have the guts to evolve.
Hey, yo!
Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum. _ _ _ _
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_ _ [F#] _ [Fm] Earth, but I don't really want to save it.
Classifying people by their sex and race degrades them.
But we still say straight white males are the worst of our population.
Guess the labels are okay if they're Caucasian.
Our kids are living in the [E] rooms.
I swear we barely ever [F] see them go outside sometimes.
In this fresh air you could be breathing.
[G] Put your phones down.
[C#m] Play sports.
Do [N] something illegal.
Go and meet your families.
They're probably nice people.
These days you're a Nazi if you don't hate the police.
They say that white folks think all Asian [F] people are Chinese.
I'm sorry.
[E] What kind of white people you [F] mean?
English, Scottish, [E] German, Swedish, or Greek.
And Black Lives Matter was [N] problematic.
It excludes anyone without the pigment.
It's [D#] automatic.
I understand all the reasons it happened, but including all humans is the actual [Fm] answer.
Heh, heh, heh, heh. _ _
[F#] Ain't nobody dumber than y'all.
Ain't nobody dumber than y [F]'all.
_ _ [F#] Guess you'd rather be wrong if you don't have the guts to [Fm] apply.
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