Chords for Tommy Emmanuel & John Knowles CAAS 2011 - "Chestnuts Roasting..."

I'm not from the ghetto.
I know.
Because I'm only young, I [N] don't know much about it.
_ _ Oh, that's right.
OK, good.
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_ [Cm] I had to find a decent [G] lead player out here. _
[Gb] All right, here we go.
Before I [Ab] start the job, yeah.
For those people who haven't [Eb] heard this wonderful story, _
in the [Ab] foyer of this hotel last year, _
_ there were two [B] guys _ [Eb] _
bragging about all the things that they had of chess
that were signed and that were rare.
One guy saying, I've got two of his straps and I've got one of his [Ab] shirts
and the other guy said, well, that's nothing.
I've got 60 of his albums and they're all signed
and they're all in mint [N] condition.
This is going on and on and on.
[A] Finally, the receptionist lady [Eb] said, if there's anything I can't stand,
it's chip [G] nuts boasting in [Gb] an open foyer. _ _ _ _
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_ So, _ they were beating us.
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Tell me [Eb] jokes.
[E] One of my funniest moments in [Eb] the last week
[D] was when [Ab] we [Cm] _ _
[Ab] did some recording and then I took a kind of rough mix
just out of [G] the computer at the studio _ to have a listen to in the car.
And of course, the computer [Eb] does its own little typo thing,
so it identifies each [Gb] track for you.
And then the computer must have been [Fm] a new age [Gb] sensitive computer
that knows about stuff like [F] plastic surgery
[Abm] because it said, Rudolph the [Eb] re-nosed reindeer.
[C] _ I can't tell you, I couldn't look down and look at that and [D] drive at the same time.
_ [N] I turned right around and came back and said,
hey guys, _ Rudolph knows about [D] plastic surgery.
He's [Gb] a re-nosed reindeer. _
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