Turn It Off Chords by Scott Barnhardt, Justin Bohon, Jason Michael Snow, Kevin Duda, Josh Gad, Brian Sears, Rory Omalley, Andrew Rannells, Benjamin Schrader, Clark Johnsen

[Bb] _ _ I got a feeling [Am] that you could be feeling _ [Gm] a whole lot better [Am] than you feel today.
[Bb] You say you got a problem, [Am] well that's no problem.
[Gm] It's super easy not to [C] _
feel that [F] way.
_ [Bb] When you start to get confused because of [Am] thoughts in your head,
_ [Dm] don't [Gm] feel those feelings, hold [A] them in [Bb] _
_ instead. _ _ _ _ _
_ Turn it [Gb] off [Gm] like a light switch, [Em] [F] just go click.
[Gb] _ [Gm] It's a cool [C] little [F] Mormon trick.
[Gbm] _ [Gm] We do it all [C] the time.
[Bb] When you're feeling certain feelings [F] that [C] just don't seem right,
[Bb] treat those pesky feelings [F] like a [C] reading light.
_ [F] Turn them [Gb] off [Gm] like a light switch, just [F] go bap.
[Gb] _ [Gm] Really, what's so [C] hard [F] about that?
[Gb] _ [Gm] Turn it off!
_ [Dm] Turn it off!
[A] Right?
_ _ When [Dm] I was young, my dad would [C] treat my mom real bad.
[Bb] Every time the Utah [C] Jazz would lose,
[Dm] he'd start a-drinkin' [C] and I'd start a [Bb]-thinkin'.
How am I gonna [Gm] keep my [Am] mom from [F] getting abused?
_ _ [Bb] I'd see her all scared and my [Am] soul was _ dyin'.
[Bb] My dad would say to me,
now don't [Am] you dare start _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Db] cryin'.
[F] Turn it [Gb] off like [Gm] a light switch, just [F] go flick.
[Gb] _ [Bb] It's our nifty little [C] Mormon [F]
trick.
[Gb] _ [G] Turn it off!
[C] _ _
[D] Turn it [Eb] _ off!
[Dm] My sister was a dancer, [C] but she got cancer.
[Gm] The doctor said she [C] still had two months more.
[Dm] I thought she had time, [C] so I got in line
[Bb] for the new _ [Gm] iPhone [Am] at the [F] Apple Store.
[Bb] She lay there dying with [Am] my father and mother.
Her [Gm] very last words were,
[C] where is my [A] _ brother? _
_ _ [C] _ _ [Dm] Turn it off!
[Gbm] _
[Bb] Bid those [C] sad feelings [F] adieu.
[Gb]
The [Gm] fear that I [E] might get [F] cancer too.
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] When [Eb] _ _ [G] _ _ [Cm] _ [Bb] I was in fifth grade, [Am] I had a friend, Steve Blade.
[Gm] He and I were close [Am] as two friends could be.
[Bb] One thing led to another, [Am] and soon I would discover
[Dm] I was [Gm] having really [Am] strange feelings [F] for Steve.
_ [Bb] I thought about us on a [Am] deserted island.
_ We'd [Bb] swim naked in the sea.
_ And [Am] then he'd [Bb] try _ _ _ _ and_ [Dm] Whoa!
Turn it off [Gb] _ [Gm] like a light switch, there [F] it's [Gb] gone.
Good for you!
[Bb] My hetero [C] side [F] just won.
_ [Gb] _ [Gm] I'm all better [E] now.
[Bb] Boys should be with girls, [F] that's Heavenly [C] Father's plan.
[Bb] So if you ever feel you'd [C] rather be with a man,
turn [F] it [Gb] off.
Well, Elder [Gm] McKinley, I think it's okay [C] that you're [F] having gay thoughts,
just so [Gm] long as you never [Cm] act upon them.
[F] _ No.
[Gb] _ [Gm]
Cause then you're just [Bb] keeping it down. _
Like a dimmer switch on low. _
Thinking nobody needs to know. _
But that's not true!
Being gay's bad, but [C] lying is worse.
[Bb] So just realize you have a [C] curable curse,
[Bb] and turn it _ off! _ _ _ _
[Ebm] Turn it off!
[Bb] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [Db] _
_ [Gb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Abm] _ _
[Db] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
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Turn _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Am] _
[D] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
[F] it off!
[Ebm] _ _ [Bb] Now [F] how do you feel?
The same.
_ [Gb] [Bb] Then you've [C] only got yourself [Dm] to blame.
[C] You didn't [E] pretend hard enough.
_ [F] Imagine that your brain is made of tiny [C] boxes.
[Bb] Then find the box that's gay [C] and CRUSH IT!
Okay?
[B] _
_ No, no, I'm not having gay thoughts. Alright! _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _
[Gbm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
Turn it [Gm] off!
_ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ [D] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [E] _
Just [F] go click, [D] click, click,
[Bb] Water cool, [Gm] little more,
[Dm] Then trick, trick, trick,
[Gm] We do it [C] all the time.
[Bb] When you're feeling certain feelings [F] that just don't sting,
Don't [Bb] sting,
Creep up past your feelings,
[F] Like treating [C] lime.
[Db] [Gb] Turn it off!
[G] _ [B] Light the [Db] light,
Switch on [Gb] your [G] core,
_ [B] Now [Db] he isn't gay [Abm] anymore.
_ Turn it _ [Gb] off!
_ _ Turn it off!
Turn _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ it [B] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Db] _ _ [A] _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ off! _ _
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