Chords for Unrequited to the Nth Degree - Loudon Wainwright III

_ _ _ _ _ _ Thank you. _ _ _ _ _ _
Thanks.
_ _ _ We're going to [D] try something really [G] fun tonight.
We _ _ rehearsed a little bit before the show.
Right, gang?
Yeah!
_ _ _ _ This is going to be great.
_ This is an audience participation _ song.
It's called Unrequited to the Nth Degree.
_ And there's a little section in it where you repeat after me.
_ And you people at home and in _ [D#]
Holland_
_ _ _ [G] _ _ Join in.
Why don't you just follow the bouncing ball.
Now here we go.
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ When I [B] die, _ _ and it [G] won't [C] be long
_ _ _ Hey, [G] you're gonna be sorry
_ _ That you [D] treated me wrong
_ _ _ [G] Yeah, you're gonna [B] be sorry
_ _ _ That you [G] treated [C] me bad
_ _ Yes, [G] and if there's an [D] afterlife I'll gloat and I'll be glad
_ _ You know it might [B] be a plane crash
Or some [G] sort [C] of OD
_ _ _ [G] Hey, there's gonna be a photograph with my _ _
[D] obituary
_ _ You're gonna see [B] it and you'll cry a lot
_ _ You're gonna [C] wanna wear a black
_ _ [G] Hey, I'll be dead but you can [D] bet your life I'm gonna get you [G] back
_ _ _ _ I'm tired [B] of being _ _ _ _ [G] your [C] shell
_ _ _ I [G] might not wait around
_ I [D] might kill myself
_ _ _ [G] Not only [B] would you miss me
But [F#] you'd feel guilty [C] too
_ _ _ _ Oh, [G] I'd be dead but [D] it'd be too late
The joke would be [G] on you
Here we go everybody!
Ha ha [B] ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
_ _ _ [C] _
Oh!
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_ _ _ _ _ Snicker [D] snicker snicker snicker
Snicker snicker snicker
[G] Gafaga [B] faga faga fa
Oh oh oh [G] oh oh
Yip yip [C] yip yip yip
Yap yap yap yap [G] Turtle turtle
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[B] Ha _ ha ha _ _ [G] _
[C] _ _ _ _ ha
[G] Jockle jockle _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] snicker snicker snicker
Leak leak leak [G] leak
Gafaga faga [B] faga
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_ _ _ _ _ Yap yap yap
Turtle turtle turtle turtle
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ So you better take warning and start treating me good
_ I'm _ not really crying, I'm just pretending _ _ _ _
Start doing the things that I think you [A] should
_ _ _ _ [G]
And you better [B] not pout
_ _ And [G] you better not [C] cry _ _ _
[G] Hey, the grim reaper is [D] coming to town
And I [G] just might die
One more time!
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ Oh oh oh oh oh
[G] Jockle jockle jockle _ _ _ _ _
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[G] Gafaga [B] faga _ _ _ _ [G]
faga
Oh oh oh oh oh
Yip yip yip yip
Turtle turtle turtle turtle
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