Weezer - Thank God for Girls (Live on the Honda Stage at the iHeart Radio Theater in LA) Chords

_ _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ The girl in the [Ab] pastry shop with the net [Abm] in her hair is making a cannoli for you to take on
You're hiking, you're chipping the woods with your bows that you've known since second grade
And you're main kind [Gb] of dragon to rub the ends [F] and be called a pawn [E] to employ your [Abm] testosterone
In a battle [Gb] for supremacy and [F] access to females [E] glued to the [Abm] TV
And even if [Eb] you are victorious, [F] you may receive many [E] cuts, bruises and scrapes
[Abm] And you require [Gb] band-aids and antiseptic [F] ointments and tender loving kisses [E] on your step [Abm]-boobs
And when you come [Gb] home, she will be [F] there waiting for [E] you with a fuzz [Abm] and a [Gb] big fat cannoli
To shove [Eb] in your mouth and [E] that's why you're [Ab] banged up
[Gb] _ _ [Db] _
_ [E] _ _ [Ab] Holidays, [Eb] increased days, [Db] from Tennessee to [E] LA
[Ab] Thank God [Ebm] _ [Db] for girls
[E] _ [Abm] On [Eb] reckoning day, [F] you better bow [E] down and pray
She's [Ab] so big, _ [Gb] she's [F] so strong
[E] _ [Abm] She's so [Gb] energetic [Db] and sweaty [E] on the run
[Ebm] Thank _ _ [Fm] God for girls
[E] _ _ _ [Ebm] Thank God [F] for girls
[Abm] Thank God for girls
I'm so [Gb] glad I got a girl to [F] think of, even though [E] she isn't [Abm] mine
I think [Gb] about her all the day and all the [F] night, it's enough to [E] know that she's alive
[Abm] She says I give her [Gb] sweaty pumps, she almost had a [Eb] heart attack
The truth is [E] that I'm just as scared, I don't know [Abm] how to act
I wish that [Gb] I could get to know her better, [F] but meeting up in real [E] life will cause illusion to [Abm] shatter
I caught my [Gb] name into all the [F] trees, sang a [E] song down on [Abm] one knee
Looking [Gb] at the underwear page [F] of the Sears catalog [E] like when I was [Abm] fourteen
I'm [Gb] meditating like a magnet, [F] thinking the wrong [E] way around
[Abm] I'm like an idiot for [Gb] being trying to meditate [F] on a bed of nails when my [E] pants go down [Ab] Thank God
[Ebm] _ _ [Db] _
_ [E] _ Holidays, [Eb] increased days, [Db] from Tennessee to [E] LA [Ab] Thank God
[Ebm] _ _ [Db] _
_ [E] _ [Abm] On reckoning day, [Db] you better bow [E] down and pray
[Ab] She's so big, [Gb] _ [Db] she's so [E] strong
[Abm] She's so [Gb] energetic [Db] and sweaty [E] on the run
[Ab] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [F] _
_ [E] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ [E] _ _ God took [Gb] a riff from Adam, [F]
ground it [E] up in a [Abm] centrifuge machine
Mixed [Gb] it with cardamom and [F] cloves, [E] microwaved it on the popcorn shed
And while Adam [Eb] was like, that [E] really hurts
He screwed the Trump truck, so [Eb] mystic [E] God
And he started lighting money for his followers being lost, pre-egg
[Ab] And assumed the beast who [F] was trying to pollinate the [E] echinacea
Until God said, I'm [Gb] gonna smite you with loneliness [Fm]
and break [E] your heart in two
Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair
Falling [B] on his knees, looked to the sky and [N] said
Thank God _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab]
There it is, the live debut of Thank God for Girls _ _ _