Wesley Willis - My Keyboard Got Damaged Chords

_ _ It's Sunday, March 12th, 2000 at 6.20pm.
I was about to fly from Chicago Midway to Atlanta, Florida.
Suddenly my mean schizophrenia demon called me a jerk.
Suddenly I yell,
FUCK YOU ON THE AIRLANE!
_ _ _ My keyboard [Em] got damaged!
[D] My keyboard got damaged!
[F#m] My keyboard [Em] got damaged!
[D] My keyboard [F#m] got damaged!
_ At 6.25pm, a male airport police officer came on the airplane to eject me.
He told me to calm down and catch the next flight.
He told me not to curse on the airplane again.
Then my keyboard flew to Atlanta, Florida alone.
_ My keyboard [Em] got damaged!
[D] My keyboard got damaged!
[F#m] My keyboard [Em] got damaged!
[D] My keyboard got damaged! _
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[D] _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] _
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_ _ _ At 6.20am on Monday, March 13th, 2000,
I flew to Atlanta, Florida on AirTrain Flight 381. _
It was a honey train ride.
At 11.35am, I discovered my damaged keyboard.
I was in heaven with it and it pissed me off.
_ _ My keyboard got [Em] damaged!
[D] My keyboard got damaged!
[F#m] My keyboard [Em] got damaged!
[D] My keyboard [F#m] got damaged!
_ Welcome to London!
Welcome to Chicago!
My shirt's A.
It's the Arnhem Road Warehouse.
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