Chords for What Every Guitarist Plays When They're Asked to Play Something

Oh, Metalzone, why doesn't anyone [D#] understand us?
Everybody just says [C#m] we sound weird and [C#] bad.
I don't know, Miku.
It's just something [C#m] I dealt with my whole life.
But, you know, [E] maybe one day people will learn to [B] love us for who we really are.
[C#m] Yeah, maybe, [G#] _ but_
_ [E]
Ha ha ha!
Oh, you're [C] right!
Ha ha ha!
[D] _
_ _ _ _ _ Hmm.
Where are all those freaking losers?
Oh, shit!
It's the [F#] centaur!
And the kerchamot [A] wolf!
La la la la la la la la la!
I know they're [D] around here somewhere.
That Miku and that Metalzone _ coercing together.
Don't worry.
We're safe as long as we're hidden together.
I think I saw them over the ridge.
Let's go!
_ _ [C#m] Well, at least we have each other, [G#m] right?
Yeah, [C#m] I guess you're right.
_ Maybe we [G#m] can be together _ [C#m] forever.
Uh, Metalzone!
[N] Ha ha ha! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Oh, hey. _
_ _ _ _ Hey. _ _
What are you doing?
I was just, uh, _ _ practicing_
_guitar.
_ _ Oh.
Okay.
_ Can you play me something?
[G#m] Oh, _ _ um_
I actually_
I just dropped my pick.
You won't believe this.
I dropped my pick and I don't know where it went.
So, um, maybe later I can?
Isn't there a huge pile of guitar picks right there? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _ [N] _
_ Right. _ _ _ _ _
_ Um_
Yeah, I forgot I had that pile of picks.
_ _ _ Um_ _
Okay.
_ _ _ Uh_
I don't know if this is quite in tune, though.
_ _ You know, like, maybe_
Maybe come back after I tune it in a couple hours?
Or_
It doesn't take hours to tune a guitar.
Even I know that.
_ _ Um_
Well, the thing is, I haven't really warmed up yet.
Didn't you say you've been practicing for hours?
_ _ Oh, yeah.
I mean, um_
Are you fibbing?
_ Fibbing?
Fibbing, you say?
What is fibbing?
_ I've never heard of that term.
You know, a lie making something up.
Why would I lie?
I've been playing the guitar for years and years.
I wouldn't not want to play something in front of you.
I mean_
You're acting a little weird.
Just play something already. _
I mean, _ like_
I don't know what I mean.
I'm warmed up.
Yeah, of course.
Let me play you something.
_ _ Um_
Let me, uh_
Let me play you something. _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ Why does this always happen?
I can play insanely awesome licks when nobody's around.
_ Why is it that right [Dm] now, just because somebody's watching,
I can't think of one thing to play?
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ It's like I'm being sabotaged.
I feel like I've never played the guitar in my life.
Why can't I even think of one [D] band?
_ [Dm] Not one song?
_ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ What even is this thing in my hands?
I don't even know what I'm holding.
What am I doing?
Where am I?
[A] _ Uh-oh.
I have to come up with something.
I'm almost to the unidentified object in my lap.
Let Disney ruin the Star Wars [D] movies! _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ I thought you were using that guitar super system thing.
I guess that was a waste of money. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Ha ha ha.
Kirk Hammond, why did you see that?
[E] _ That guy sucks, huh?
What a freaking tool.
Ha ha ha.
Come on, let's get out of here, man.
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_ _ [C#m] _ _ [D#] _ _ [E] _ _
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