Chords for What She's Got (The Penis Song)

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[N] It's always a thrill to introduce him to you, so here he is, Ray Jessel.
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[Ebm] gay [Dm] has its problems, it's true, _ [G] but being straight [Bb] has its problems, [A] too. _
[D] I met this girl, _ [F] and she's just [C] great, _ [Em] but the problem is [Ebm] that I am [G] straight.
_ [Ab] You ask, how [G] can this be?
_ _ _ [Ab] Listen, and you will [G] see.
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[D] She's [C] got that style, [B] she's got that smile, she's [Bb] got the walk, [A] she's got the talk,
[D] she's got that [Gb] zing, [Am] there's just [Dm] one thing, [B] she's got a penis, [Bb] _
[Ab] _ [G] she's [C] got a penis.
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[G] She's [Dm] got that [C] flair, [B] knows what to wear, she's [Bb] got that face, [A] that girlish grace,
[D] she's got [Gb] pizzazz, [Dm] too bad she [Am] has a penis, [Gm] _ [Ab] _
_ [G] she's got a penis.
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Now, [E] nobody's perfect, I must [C] admit, [Am] say how many times do all the pieces [Dm] fit?
[G] She's [Am] got more going [Bm] than most other dolls, [Dm] [G] oops, I forgot about the balls.
But [C] she's so hip, [B] this babe's a trip, [Bb] she's this dang gay, she's [A] got cachet,
she's [D] quite a dame, [Dm] ain't it a shame, [E] a crime that's heinous.
_ _ [A] _ [Dm] Those lips, [Ebm] those eyes, [G] then, [A] big [G] surprise, that penis. _ _ _
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_ There's always some failure, always some flaw, ain't that what they call Murphy's Law?
[D] But male genitalia, that's where I draw the line, [Dm] besides, [Abm] hers is bigger than [G] mine.
She's [C] got class, [B] she's got that sass, she's [Bb] got that chic, she's [A] got mystique,
she's [D] cool, she's hot, [Gb] [Dm] she's got a lot, except the amount of [Bb] venus.
_ [A] _ [Dm] It's a [Ebm] tragedy, but [G] where that should be, she's [C] got a [Bb] penis, _ [Ab] _
[G] _ [Bb] she's got a penis.
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[Dm] My [Eb] life's a mess, [G] cause [A] under that dress, [G] she's [Abm] got a [D] penis.
[C] _ _ [G] Yes!
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_ _ [B] Thank you very much. _ _ _
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Thank you. _ _ _ _ _ _
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