Drunk Sluts Chords by Wheeler Walker Jr

[N] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ Don't _ _ _ _ _ understand [C] the gal, me [G] much _ lately _ _ _ Never _ _ _ sure quite what they _ [A]
wanna [D] _ hear
_ _ [C] _ _
They're [G] all hittin' up the [C] club, _ _ drinkin' [G] real _ expensive [C] up _ _ _
[G] All I really _ [D] wanted _ was a [G] beer _ _ _ _ _ _ Drunk [D] sluts, _ they're [C] _ drivin' me [G] nuts
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Can't hold their liquor so [C] I stick a bunch of dicks in [G] their butts _ _ _ _
_ When _ [C] I was younger you used to bleed _ No [G] gal would ever cheat on [C] me _ _
[G] Now I only seem to [C] meet _ _ _ _ _ _ drunk [G] sluts _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ They say the girls [C] comin' up these days are [G]
looser _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Date with them, they'll [A] let you _ spend [D] the night _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [G] I click on the internet, [C] _ _ watch a [G] million different _ _ _ [C] pornoclips _
_ [G] So far I ain't [D]
seen the same girl [G] twice _ _
_ _ _ _ Drunk [D] sluts, _ they're [C] _ _ drivin' me [G] nuts _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Can't hold their liquor so [C] I stick a bunch of dicks in their [G] butts _ _
_ _ _ _ _ When [C] I was younger you used to bleed _ No [G] gal would ever cheat on [C] me _
_ _ [G] Now I only seem to [C] meet _ _ _ _ _ _ drunk [G] sluts
_ I _
_ _ _ _ [D] know I'm gettin' older, but every [Em] gal can't be like [C] these _ _
[D] Don't get me wrong, I like to fuck, but it's [Em] easier _ sometimes to [A] pee
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G]
Girls these days want [C] to DJ, _ not [G] sing
_ _ Some _ _ _ _ _ _ douchebag scratchin' dressed [A] up like [D] a moose
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ I'm [G] too _ distracted to [C] flirt, _ _ they're [G] wearin' real short [C]
skirts
_ If I [G] squint, I can [D] pretty much see their [G] cooch
_ _ Drunk _ _ _ _
[D] sluts, _ they're [C] _ drivin' me [G] nuts _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] Can't hold their liquor so I [C] stick a bunch of dicks in their [G] butts
_ _ _ _ _ _ When [C] I was younger you used to bleed _ _ No [G] gal would ever cheat on [C]
me
_ _ _ [G] Now I only seem [C] to meet
_ _ _ [G] Doesn't give a shit [C] to me _ _
[G] Now I only seem [C] to meet _
_ _ _ _ _ Drunk [G]
sluts _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _