Chords for Wheeler Walker Jr. - If My Dick Is up, Why Am I Down? (Audio)

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_ Girls I used to jack off to [C] when I skipped a class and now [G] they're hitting me up for
a backstage [D] _
pass. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] Old ladies get wet when [C] I roll into town so [G] if my dick is up tell [D] me why am [G] I found. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] Tugging me, fucking me, sucking my dick till [G] my balls _ [C] run [G] dry. _ _ _
_ _ [Cm] Women I've never [C]
met whipping their tits out so [D] why am [C] I _ [G] crying. _ _ _
Girls flinging their pussies [C] when they hear I'm around well [G] if my dick is up tell [D] me why
am [G] I found. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Meet a girl at the show [C] and I hand her a [G] pick and before we shake hands she starts sucking
my [D] dick.
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_ _ [G] Swallows my nut while [C] I stare at the ground so if [G] my dick is up tell me [D] why am [G] I found. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ Beating me, beating me, fucking me raw till [G] my dick _ [C] gets [G] sore. _ _ _
_ _ [C] One girl is leaving and there's two more outside [D] and just walk through [C] the _ door.
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[G] I've learned to eat pussy [C] while I'm wearing frown so [G] if my dick is up tell me [D] why am [G] I found.
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_ _ _ [C] Licking me, sticking me, dicking your puss till [G]
sun _ [C] comes [G] up. _ _
_ _ _ [C] Ladies I've never met sending me texts saying [D] they want [C] to [Bm] fuck. _ _
[Am] _ [G] Girls suck on my nuts [C] while they're reaching around so [G] if my dick is up tell [D] me why am
[C] I found. _ _ _ _ _ _
Why am I found. _ _
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