Chords for Whips and Things by David Allan Coe.
Tempo:
113 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
C
Cm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
We're gonna do this song for useless.
[C]
[D]
[G] [C]
[D] [G]
[C]
[D]
[G] [Cm]
[D] [G]
Let me [C] go that far, [D] finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar.
[G] And pussy eating Pamela, went to [C] Elliott High, [D] caught her in the bathroom, I thought she [G] would die.
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker [C]
dry.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, went to Elliott [G] High.
Oh, [G] suck em silly Shirley, came [Cm] out after dark, [D] she would give us head jobs in Centennial Park.
All the girls would snub her, said she [C] was a narc.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, from [G] Centennial Park.
Yes, good old buddy Mary's on the [C] rag again.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on [G] her chin.
Suck em silly Shirley, got caught after [C] dark.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, in [G] Centennial Park.
Now, pussy eating Pamela, in the county [C] jail.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, left [G] out on the rail.
They sent buddy Mary, to the pen for [C] life.
And, [D] finger fucking Sally, she [G] became my wife.
And, I was in the whips and things, she was in the [C] flames.
[D] And I would beat her black and blue, when she [G] called me names.
Send her to the basement bar, where she [C] went insane.
[D] And I was in the whips and things, she was [G] in the flames.
Oh, finger fucking Sally, worked at [C] Kelly's bar.
[D] She showed me her titties, and Ronnie Murphy's car.
She was the first lady, to let me pull [G] that car.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, down at [G] Kelly's bar.
And, pussy eating Pamela, went to [C] Elliot High.
[D] Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she [G] would die.
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker [C] dry.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, went to Elliot [G] High.
Oh, suck em silly Shirley, came out [C] after dark.
[D] She would give us head jobs, in [G] Centennial Park.
All the girls would snub her, said she was [C] a narc.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, from [G] Centennial Park.
Yes, good old bloody Mary, on the rag [C] again.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on [D] her chin.
[G] Suck em silly Shirley, got caught after [C] dark.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, in Centennial [G] Park.
Now, pussy eating [D] Pamela, in the county [C] jail.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, left down on [G] his rail.
They sent bloody Mary, to the pen for [C] life.
And, [D]
finger fucking Sally, she became my wife.
[G] Oh, I was in the whips and pains, she was [C] in the pain.
[D]
I would beat her black and blue, when she called me names.
I aimed her to the basking [G] ball, where she went [C] insane.
[D]
[C]
[D]
[G] [C]
[D] [G]
[C]
[D]
[G] [Cm]
[D] [G]
Let me [C] go that far, [D] finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar.
[G] And pussy eating Pamela, went to [C] Elliott High, [D] caught her in the bathroom, I thought she [G] would die.
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker [C]
dry.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, went to Elliott [G] High.
Oh, [G] suck em silly Shirley, came [Cm] out after dark, [D] she would give us head jobs in Centennial Park.
All the girls would snub her, said she [C] was a narc.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, from [G] Centennial Park.
Yes, good old buddy Mary's on the [C] rag again.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on [G] her chin.
Suck em silly Shirley, got caught after [C] dark.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, in [G] Centennial Park.
Now, pussy eating Pamela, in the county [C] jail.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, left [G] out on the rail.
They sent buddy Mary, to the pen for [C] life.
And, [D] finger fucking Sally, she [G] became my wife.
And, I was in the whips and things, she was in the [C] flames.
[D] And I would beat her black and blue, when she [G] called me names.
Send her to the basement bar, where she [C] went insane.
[D] And I was in the whips and things, she was [G] in the flames.
Oh, finger fucking Sally, worked at [C] Kelly's bar.
[D] She showed me her titties, and Ronnie Murphy's car.
She was the first lady, to let me pull [G] that car.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, down at [G] Kelly's bar.
And, pussy eating Pamela, went to [C] Elliot High.
[D] Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she [G] would die.
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker [C] dry.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, went to Elliot [G] High.
Oh, suck em silly Shirley, came out [C] after dark.
[D] She would give us head jobs, in [G] Centennial Park.
All the girls would snub her, said she was [C] a narc.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, from [G] Centennial Park.
Yes, good old bloody Mary, on the rag [C] again.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on [D] her chin.
[G] Suck em silly Shirley, got caught after [C] dark.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, in Centennial [G] Park.
Now, pussy eating [D] Pamela, in the county [C] jail.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, left down on [G] his rail.
They sent bloody Mary, to the pen for [C] life.
And, [D]
finger fucking Sally, she became my wife.
[G] Oh, I was in the whips and pains, she was [C] in the pain.
[D]
I would beat her black and blue, when she called me names.
I aimed her to the basking [G] ball, where she went [C] insane.
[D]
Key:
D
G
C
Cm
D
G
C
Cm
_ _ _ We're gonna do this song for useless. _
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_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ Let me [C] go that far, [D] finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar.
[G] And pussy eating Pamela, went to [C] Elliott High, [D] caught her in the bathroom, I thought she [G] would die.
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker [C]
dry.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, went to Elliott [G] High.
Oh, [G] suck em silly Shirley, came [Cm] out after dark, [D] she would give us head jobs in Centennial Park.
All the girls would snub her, said she [C] was a narc.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, from [G] Centennial Park.
Yes, good old buddy Mary's on the [C] rag again.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on [G] her chin.
Suck em silly Shirley, got caught after [C] dark.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, in [G] Centennial Park.
Now, pussy eating Pamela, in the county [C] jail.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, left [G] out on the rail.
They sent buddy Mary, to the pen for [C] life.
And, _ [D] finger fucking Sally, she [G] became my wife.
And, I was in the whips and things, she was in the [C] flames.
[D] And I would beat her black and blue, when she [G] called me names.
Send her to the basement bar, where she [C] went insane.
[D] And I was in the whips and things, she was [G] in the flames.
Oh, finger fucking Sally, worked at [C] Kelly's bar.
[D] She showed me her titties, and Ronnie Murphy's car.
She was the first lady, to let me pull [G] that car.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, down at [G] Kelly's bar.
And, pussy eating Pamela, went to [C] Elliot High.
[D] Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she [G] would die.
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker [C] dry.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, went to Elliot [G] High.
Oh, suck em silly Shirley, came out [C] after dark.
[D] She would give us head jobs, in [G] Centennial Park.
All the girls would snub her, said she was [C] a narc.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, from [G] Centennial Park.
Yes, good old bloody Mary, on the rag [C] again.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on [D] her chin.
[G] Suck em silly Shirley, got caught after [C] dark.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, in Centennial [G] Park.
Now, pussy eating [D] Pamela, in the county [C] jail.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, left down on [G] his rail.
They sent bloody Mary, to the pen for [C] life.
_ And, _ [D]
finger fucking Sally, she became my wife.
[G] Oh, I was in the whips and pains, she was [C] in the pain.
[D]
I would beat her black and blue, when she called me names.
I aimed her to the basking [G] ball, where she went [C] insane.
_ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ Let me [C] go that far, [D] finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar.
[G] And pussy eating Pamela, went to [C] Elliott High, [D] caught her in the bathroom, I thought she [G] would die.
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker [C]
dry.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, went to Elliott [G] High.
Oh, [G] suck em silly Shirley, came [Cm] out after dark, [D] she would give us head jobs in Centennial Park.
All the girls would snub her, said she [C] was a narc.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, from [G] Centennial Park.
Yes, good old buddy Mary's on the [C] rag again.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on [G] her chin.
Suck em silly Shirley, got caught after [C] dark.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, in [G] Centennial Park.
Now, pussy eating Pamela, in the county [C] jail.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, left [G] out on the rail.
They sent buddy Mary, to the pen for [C] life.
And, _ [D] finger fucking Sally, she [G] became my wife.
And, I was in the whips and things, she was in the [C] flames.
[D] And I would beat her black and blue, when she [G] called me names.
Send her to the basement bar, where she [C] went insane.
[D] And I was in the whips and things, she was [G] in the flames.
Oh, finger fucking Sally, worked at [C] Kelly's bar.
[D] She showed me her titties, and Ronnie Murphy's car.
She was the first lady, to let me pull [G] that car.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, down at [G] Kelly's bar.
And, pussy eating Pamela, went to [C] Elliot High.
[D] Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she [G] would die.
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker [C] dry.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, went to Elliot [G] High.
Oh, suck em silly Shirley, came out [C] after dark.
[D] She would give us head jobs, in [G] Centennial Park.
All the girls would snub her, said she was [C] a narc.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, from [G] Centennial Park.
Yes, good old bloody Mary, on the rag [C] again.
[D] Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on [D] her chin.
[G] Suck em silly Shirley, got caught after [C] dark.
[D] Finger fucking Sally, in Centennial [G] Park.
Now, pussy eating [D] Pamela, in the county [C] jail.
[D] Suck em silly Shirley, left down on [G] his rail.
They sent bloody Mary, to the pen for [C] life.
_ And, _ [D]
finger fucking Sally, she became my wife.
[G] Oh, I was in the whips and pains, she was [C] in the pain.
[D]
I would beat her black and blue, when she called me names.
I aimed her to the basking [G] ball, where she went [C] insane.
_ [D] _