Wierd Al Yankovic-The Night Santa Went Crazy Chords

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_ Down in the [Ab] workshop, all the elves were making ploys
[Ab] For the good gentile girls and the [Eb] good gentile boys
When [Eb] the boss busted in, [Ab] nearly scared him [Eb] half to [Ab] death
Had a rifle in his hands and [Eb] cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots, [Ab] he was covered [Eb] with ammo
[Ab] Like a big fat drunk [Eb] disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said, [Ab] with a twinkle [Eb] in his eye
[Ab] Merry Christmas to [Eb] all, now you're all gone!
_ [Ab] _ [Eb] The [Ab] night Santa went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The [Bb] night Saint Nick [Eb] went [Ab] insane
_ [Eb] _ [Cm] Realized he'd been [Eb] getting the wrong feel
So [Bb] finally, must have [Eb] snapped in his brain
Well the [Eb] workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
[Ab] Everywhere you'll find pieces [Bb] of cupid [Eb] and comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
[Ab] And he ground up poor [Bb] Rudolph into [Eb] reindeer sausage
He got danced for his prancer, with an old German Luger
[Db] And he [Ab] slashed up Dasher [Bb] just like Freddy [Eb] Krueger
[Ab] And he [Eb] picked up a [Ab] flamethrower, and he [Eb] barbecued Blitzen
[Db] And he [Ab] took a big bite and said [Bb] it tastes just [Eb] like chicken
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The [Bb] night Santa went [Ab] crazy
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The [Bb] night they string [Eb] the reindeer's nuts
[Ab] Now you [Eb]
can hardly walk around the North [Ab] [Eb] Pole
Without [Bb] stepping in [Eb] reindeer [Db] guts
There's a [Ab] National Guard and the [Eb] FBI _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Db] There's a band from the [Ab] Eyewitness News
And helicopters [Eb] _
circling round [Bb] in the sky
And [Cm] the bullets are flying, [Ab] the body counts rising
[F] And everyone dying [Bb] to know, oh [Eb] Santa why?
_ _ My, my, my, my, my, my
You [Bb] used to be such a [Eb] jolly [Eb] guy
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Yes Virginia, [Ab] now Santa's [Eb] doing time
[Ab] In a federal [Eb] prison, or his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, [Ab] don't you [Eb] cry no more tears
[Ab] He'll be out with good behavior in [Eb] 700 more years
[Ab] But now victims [Eb] in therapy, [Ab] and [Eb] Donner's still nervous
[Ab] And the L's all got jobs, [Bb] working for the [Eb] Postal [Ab] Service
And they say [Eb] Mrs.
Claus, [Ab] she's on the phone [Eb] every night
[Ab] With her lawyer, [Bb] negotiating the [Eb] movie rights
[Ab] Santa, about the [Eb] night [Ab] [Eb] Santa went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Saint [Eb] Nicholas [Ab] left
[Eb] Broke his [Cm] back for some [Eb] melting [Ab] touch
[Eb] Sounds to me [Bb] like he was kind [Eb] of getting [Ab] sick
[Eb] The [Ab] night [Eb] Santa went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] went [Ab] insane
_ [Eb] _ [Cm] Realized he'd been [Eb] getting the [Ab] wrong chill
[Eb] So finally [Bb] must've snapped [Eb] in his [Db] brain
So [C] finally [Bb] must've snapped [Eb] in his [Db] brain, tell ya
[Ab] So [Bb] finally must've snapped _
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