Chords for Will Varley - Advert Soundtrack

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_ _ _ [E] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ So when I think [Abm] about sex I think of Durex and its armoured shanks [E] when I'm taking a piss
[Abm] The icons of time are Swatch and [E] Rolex and Captain [B] _
Birdseye's the governor of fish
So they [Abm] found a way of controlling the masses [B] on the sides of [Abm] the buses and TV screens
[Ab] The bombs start dropping when religion clashes [E] with atheism [Gb] and the [E] American dream
[B] With headlines designed to shoot down heroes, trading money for _ popularity
[Ab] They're laughing stocks until they die young [E] and the papers cashing [Gb] on their tragedies
[Abm]
So little Bo Peep would be knocked up at 14, addicted to vodka and ketamine
[Ab] If she lost her sheep she wouldn't give a [E] shit, as long as she gets home [Gb] in time to watch [B]
Skins
_ Cos _ _ _ _ _ _ we're not a _ [Abm] generation, _ _ we're just a target [E] market
_ This is an adverse [Abm] soundtrack, _ just for [E] the broken _
_ [B] hearted
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So [B] mix red and blue you get purple _ hazeage, fills the sky on election [Abm] day
They'll choke you down at the polling [E] station, fascists will blame it on _ [B] immigration
But the magazines, billboards, cash phrases, gimmicks, you buy one you get one you get one free
[Abm]
They promised me fast cars, riches and women, [E]
but all they ever gave me was _ ADD
Life is a shit thing, [Abm] shit thing to me, I'm [E] always looking back to the _ 60s
What a waste of fucking space, [Ab] _ for most [Db] _ universities
[Abm] Cos the dole queue's stretching around the block and this empire's got no friends
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That _ was not a recession, [E] _
was the beginning [Gb] of the [E]
end
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Cos we're not a _ [Abm] generation, _ _ we're just a target [E] market
_ This is an adverse _ [Abm] soundtrack, _ just for [Gb] the broken _
[B] hearted
We're not a [Abm] generation, _ _ we're just a target _
[E] market
This is an adverse soundtrack, [Abm] _ just [Ab] for the broken _
[B] _ hearted _ _ _ _
[E] So I put out my hands and laid down my arms, [B] plug me into the Matrix and Facebook charms
[Gb] And I'll buy all the things that you want me to own, [E] my wife can give [B] birth to a mobile [E] phone
_ And I'll try and get a gig at the 2X Apollo, [Abm] and I'll try and get sponsored by Dignitas
But [Ab] when I've got enough people to follow, [E] we can all turn up there [Gb] one day, _ _ [E] _ _
[B] unmasked _ _ _ _ _ _
Cos we're not a _ [Abm] generation, _ _ we're just a target [E] market
_ This is an adverse soundtrack, [Abm] _
_ just for the [E] broken _ [B] hearted
_ We're not a _ [Abm] generation, _ _ we're just a target [E] market
_ This is an adverse [Abm] soundtrack, _ _ [Gb] just for the broken _ hearted
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