Chords for Will Varley - I Got This Email (live) - Winchester Guildhall, 14 February 2014

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_ _ I spent six [Cm] hours watching TV
[G] _ _ _ Antiques and Jeremy till you turn the lights on [Eb] the people.
I can't see anyone.
I thought [C] there's no one there
_ _ That's it _
[Cm] Yeah, _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] oh my god, it's fucking [C] lovely
_ _ _ _ _ For your sound checking _ I spent six hours [Ab] watching TV
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Antiques and [C] Jeremy till four [G] in the afternoon
_ [G] _ [Cm] When my mother came in said it's wearing [G] breathing son.
You better get fucking jobs [C] in
_ _ _ When I went on to the internet to see what jobs I could get just to keep my mother [G] satisfied
_ _ [C] but with my degree in aviation
For every single occupation I felt [G] somewhat [C] overqualified _ _ _ _
Then I [Cm] saw in the corner of the screen
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Someone [F] had sent a message to [G] me
And they put certain characters in bowls.
_ _ _ I
[C] cried tears I read every [D] single word they said
all of my [G] problems solved I _
_ [Am] Said don't what?
[C] _ Don't worry mother
Because I got this email [G] from the prince of some country
[Am] _ _ _ _
[C] He says
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_ Next morning, I was [Eb] so excited.
I pissed myself didn't try to hide it.
I [G] had pound-sized gleaming in my eyes _
_ [C] Well, I went on down to several [D] road to buy myself a suit of [C] gold, but they only had [G] silver in my [C] side _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] Oh, no, but it'd be funny [C] if I bought myself a brand [G] new limousine _
[C] So I went down [Cm] to the limousine shop _ in [C] Winchester
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It's a nice one isn't it next to the KFC I know the place _
We're not a limousine shop in Winchester and [Fm] salsa salesman.
Hey, what you got?
[G] But he just did this staring back at me.
Is there a Winchester [D]
accent?
_ [Ab] _ _ _ No _
_ _ Anything remotely I could do
[N] _
_ _ Posh _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] Right, so losing salesman said I'm [E] sorry, sir.
We're closing down _ _
_ [G] _ _ No one could afford limousines in this [C] town I'm broke I'm bankrupt I'll have to [G] sell my kids I
[Em] _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ [G] Said don't [Cm] sell your children.
_ _ [F] _ [Ebm] I think I can save [C] them _
Come on, [G] everyone
I [C] _ _ said [F] don't worry [C] mr.
Salesman cuz I got this email [G] from the prince of some country
[Am] _ _
He said [F] his plan could never fail.
[C] I'll give him both my bank [G] details and he'll make us both millionaire
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_ _ _ _ _ I Don't know
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I've never wanted a bad [C] more _ _ _
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So anyway, let's finish the song
The blue I saw myself a hippie or [E] two that sounds weird.
It's not the lyric.
Yes.
_ _ [B] _ I
Saw myself a [Gb] hippie
_ [C] Right, we saw ourselves a hippie or two and they were protesting about [G] the war change the [C] record.
We followed them down to [Em] number 10
_ [C] Trafalgar Square and back again, and [G] then we started banging on the [C] door _
We said come on David speak to [G] us
_ [C] We're tired and we're pissed off
_ [E] _ _ Some of us are moving to [G] France _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Finally showed his face _ [A] and after him in [C] second place was Nick Clegg on [G] his Gameboy [C] Advance _ _ _
_ _ So they do Nick whatever you want _ _ _ _ _ _
said level four _ _ _ _ _
_ _ So what game you playing in it?
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[Db] He said grand theft away [C] fine _ _ _
_ _ [G] Said hold on a minute Nick you can't get grandpa if I'm in the game boy.
[Gb] _ What are you really playing?
_ _ _ [C] I'm looking over his shoulder and he was playing _ princess peach [Eb] virtual name for the under [C] fives _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ I
Said to myself level five pretty fucking easy [G] to get to on that game [C] Nick _
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_ And then from the crowd there came a shout and everybody [G] turned _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ Standing [G] there [C] shaking her hood
She [Am] said _
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[G] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _
The [Em] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Am]
people are Ryan [Em] the high streets are ending _ [C] _
_ everything's going to
[G] _ _ _
_ _ [Em] She's a complex woman _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [C] and David said to his mother
[Gb] _ _ _ [F] It's very biblical
_ [Gb] Across the crowds they accumulated outside his house
_ [D] Number [G] 10 _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
Don't forget to buy one of Will [G] Barley CDs in a minute when [Am] he finishes the game
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And it was a very strange and surreal thing for him to have said at that point
[C] _
_ No one really understood it and they [Eb] never spoke of it again
_ and then [Gb] he said _ _ _
[C] _ Don't worry mother cause I got this [G] email from the prince of some country [Am] somewhere
He said [F] his plan would never fail, [C] I'll give him all our bank details [G] Make _ _ _ _ _
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