Chords for Will Varley - The Self Checkout Shuffle (Slate the Disco Sessions)
Tempo:
79 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
Db
Eb
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Hi, I'm Will Varley.
This is a song about the self-checkout machines at the supermarket
[Db] [Ab] Well, I can't afford to pay this month's rent
On cigarettes and booze all my money's being spent
[Db] That letter from the bailiffs.
It looks quite serious
[Ab] How those people sleep at night is quite [Ab] mysterious.
I got payment plan for the electricity
By Christmas I'll have paid it off Christmas 2033
[Db] My mom gave me a tenner to buy dinner for the night, [Ab] but I put every penny on black 29
[Db] Now I've got no money to buy food and wine
I'm just hanging [Eb] out in aisle [Ab] five
There's an
[Db] Unexpected item in my bagging area.
[Db] I
Don't [Ab] know how he got there yet
[Db] The man's coming over and he's getting [Ab] scarier.
I think this machine must [Ab] be broken
Well, I'm no thief stealing is really not my style
No self checkouts.
They really drive me [Db] wild.
You just swap the labels round at the deli counter
[Ab] I feel a bit like [Eb] Jesus when I put wine through his water
[Db] Can't pretend to scan something make the beeping with your mouth
It doesn't feel wrong because no one really [Ab] loses out.
I was just finalizing the details of my plan
Filling up my basket with real poor cat [Db] when suddenly I saw my best friend's mom
And in the light of [Eb] aisle five she looked weirdly [Ab] attractive
There's
[Db]
Unexpected item in my
private area
I know [Ab] exactly how he got there yet
[Db] Now she's coming over and [Ab] he's getting
Scarier.
I think my morals must be broken
When she's looking through my shopping.
She says wow, you must be plush
I got a full-time job and I can't afford that kind of stuff.
[Db] I said, yeah
I only ever get taste the difference.
Of course, I never get the basics brands.
I [Ab] don't like horse
Well, suddenly I realized she was looking quite delighted all the premium branded food was getting her excited
So she [Db] takes me by the hand.
I try to explain
I'm just not [Ab] ready, but she makes a makeshift bed a box of frosted [Db] shreddies and half an hour later
I'm hoping it doesn't turn blue.
I don't know how I'd feel about stealing for two
[Ab] There's [Db] an unexpected item in her bagging area.
I
Know exactly how he got area
The midwife's coming over and [Ab] it's getting scarier
But it's nice to know my [Eb] machine
[Ab]
This is a song about the self-checkout machines at the supermarket
[Db] [Ab] Well, I can't afford to pay this month's rent
On cigarettes and booze all my money's being spent
[Db] That letter from the bailiffs.
It looks quite serious
[Ab] How those people sleep at night is quite [Ab] mysterious.
I got payment plan for the electricity
By Christmas I'll have paid it off Christmas 2033
[Db] My mom gave me a tenner to buy dinner for the night, [Ab] but I put every penny on black 29
[Db] Now I've got no money to buy food and wine
I'm just hanging [Eb] out in aisle [Ab] five
There's an
[Db] Unexpected item in my bagging area.
[Db] I
Don't [Ab] know how he got there yet
[Db] The man's coming over and he's getting [Ab] scarier.
I think this machine must [Ab] be broken
Well, I'm no thief stealing is really not my style
No self checkouts.
They really drive me [Db] wild.
You just swap the labels round at the deli counter
[Ab] I feel a bit like [Eb] Jesus when I put wine through his water
[Db] Can't pretend to scan something make the beeping with your mouth
It doesn't feel wrong because no one really [Ab] loses out.
I was just finalizing the details of my plan
Filling up my basket with real poor cat [Db] when suddenly I saw my best friend's mom
And in the light of [Eb] aisle five she looked weirdly [Ab] attractive
There's
[Db]
Unexpected item in my
private area
I know [Ab] exactly how he got there yet
[Db] Now she's coming over and [Ab] he's getting
Scarier.
I think my morals must be broken
When she's looking through my shopping.
She says wow, you must be plush
I got a full-time job and I can't afford that kind of stuff.
[Db] I said, yeah
I only ever get taste the difference.
Of course, I never get the basics brands.
I [Ab] don't like horse
Well, suddenly I realized she was looking quite delighted all the premium branded food was getting her excited
So she [Db] takes me by the hand.
I try to explain
I'm just not [Ab] ready, but she makes a makeshift bed a box of frosted [Db] shreddies and half an hour later
I'm hoping it doesn't turn blue.
I don't know how I'd feel about stealing for two
[Ab] There's [Db] an unexpected item in her bagging area.
I
Know exactly how he got area
The midwife's coming over and [Ab] it's getting scarier
But it's nice to know my [Eb] machine
[Ab]
Key:
Ab
Db
Eb
A
Ab
Db
Eb
A
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Hi, I'm Will Varley.
This is a song about the self-checkout machines at the supermarket _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Db] _ [Ab] Well, I can't afford to pay this month's rent
On cigarettes and booze all my money's being spent
[Db] That letter from the bailiffs.
It looks quite serious
[Ab] How those people sleep at night is quite [Ab] mysterious.
I got payment plan for the electricity
By Christmas I'll have paid it off Christmas 2033
[Db] My mom gave me a tenner to buy dinner for the night, [Ab] but I put every penny on black 29
[Db] Now I've got no money to buy food and wine
I'm just hanging [Eb] out in aisle [Ab] five _
_ _ _ There's an
[Db] Unexpected item in my bagging area.
[Db] I
Don't [Ab] know how he got there yet
[Db] The man's coming over and he's getting [Ab] scarier.
I think this machine must [Ab] be broken
_ Well, I'm no thief stealing is really not my style
No self checkouts.
They really drive me [Db] wild.
You just swap the labels round at the deli counter
[Ab] I feel a bit like [Eb] Jesus when I put wine through his water
[Db] Can't pretend to scan something make the beeping with your mouth
It doesn't feel wrong because no one really [Ab] loses out.
I was just finalizing the details of my plan
Filling up my basket with real poor cat [Db] when suddenly I saw my best friend's mom
And in the light of [Eb] aisle five she looked weirdly [Ab] attractive
_ _ _ _ There's
[Db]
Unexpected item in my
private area
I know [Ab] exactly how he got there yet
[Db] Now she's coming over and [Ab] he's getting
Scarier.
I think my morals must be broken
When she's looking through my shopping.
She says wow, you must be plush
I got a full-time job and I can't afford that kind of stuff.
[Db] I said, yeah
I only ever get taste the difference.
Of course, I never get the basics brands.
I [Ab] don't like horse
Well, suddenly I realized she was looking quite delighted all the premium branded food was getting her excited
So she [Db] takes me by the hand.
I try to explain
I'm just not [Ab] ready, but she makes a makeshift bed a box of frosted [Db] shreddies and half an hour later
I'm hoping it doesn't turn blue.
I don't know how I'd feel about stealing for two _
[Ab] _ _ There's [Db] an unexpected item in her bagging area.
I
Know exactly how he got area
The midwife's coming over and [Ab] it's getting scarier
But it's nice to know my [Eb] machine
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Hi, I'm Will Varley.
This is a song about the self-checkout machines at the supermarket _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Db] _ [Ab] Well, I can't afford to pay this month's rent
On cigarettes and booze all my money's being spent
[Db] That letter from the bailiffs.
It looks quite serious
[Ab] How those people sleep at night is quite [Ab] mysterious.
I got payment plan for the electricity
By Christmas I'll have paid it off Christmas 2033
[Db] My mom gave me a tenner to buy dinner for the night, [Ab] but I put every penny on black 29
[Db] Now I've got no money to buy food and wine
I'm just hanging [Eb] out in aisle [Ab] five _
_ _ _ There's an
[Db] Unexpected item in my bagging area.
[Db] I
Don't [Ab] know how he got there yet
[Db] The man's coming over and he's getting [Ab] scarier.
I think this machine must [Ab] be broken
_ Well, I'm no thief stealing is really not my style
No self checkouts.
They really drive me [Db] wild.
You just swap the labels round at the deli counter
[Ab] I feel a bit like [Eb] Jesus when I put wine through his water
[Db] Can't pretend to scan something make the beeping with your mouth
It doesn't feel wrong because no one really [Ab] loses out.
I was just finalizing the details of my plan
Filling up my basket with real poor cat [Db] when suddenly I saw my best friend's mom
And in the light of [Eb] aisle five she looked weirdly [Ab] attractive
_ _ _ _ There's
[Db]
Unexpected item in my
private area
I know [Ab] exactly how he got there yet
[Db] Now she's coming over and [Ab] he's getting
Scarier.
I think my morals must be broken
When she's looking through my shopping.
She says wow, you must be plush
I got a full-time job and I can't afford that kind of stuff.
[Db] I said, yeah
I only ever get taste the difference.
Of course, I never get the basics brands.
I [Ab] don't like horse
Well, suddenly I realized she was looking quite delighted all the premium branded food was getting her excited
So she [Db] takes me by the hand.
I try to explain
I'm just not [Ab] ready, but she makes a makeshift bed a box of frosted [Db] shreddies and half an hour later
I'm hoping it doesn't turn blue.
I don't know how I'd feel about stealing for two _
[Ab] _ _ There's [Db] an unexpected item in her bagging area.
I
Know exactly how he got area
The midwife's coming over and [Ab] it's getting scarier
But it's nice to know my [Eb] machine
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _