Chords for With A Flair - Bedknobs & Broomsticks

I'm a good little robot.
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_ _ _ [F#] Professor Brown, come on. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Ladies and gentlemen, gather round please, ladies and gentlemen. _
_ [F] _ Please welcome ladies and gentlemen, Professor Emilius Brown, [F#] our beautiful diver,
to amuse, and yes, even to help you.
[G] How can I enrich your [F#m] lives?
My humble [C] talents are at your [A] command.
Ah, [A#] Madam, what a meager!
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_ [G] _ [F] You said you were standing back.
I don't keep money in me ear, oh.
[F] _ _ [G] It's a trick.
Yes, madam, a [Em] trick, or to use a kind of word, _ in these troubled times.
[G] We live in a world [G] of false images.
[F] Very interesting.
It is not.
[B] What is it?
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It is what we [C] seem to be. Oh.
[Em] Is it [F] not so, madam?
That ain't the kind of [G] professor I expected.
Not sure it's the kind of professor Miss Price expected.
You see, it [N] really doesn't matter what I do, what I do, as long as I do it,
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ what effect a little smoke is. _ _
With a dash [A#] of purpose, purpose, and the scent of burning, _ _
and the scent of burning [Em] sulphur in the air. _ _
[A#] I'm a fraud, [C] a poke, [F] a charlatan, a joke, [F#] but they love me.
[Em] Every word you [Bm] say.
Thank you. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Gentlemen, my next trick.
May I draw your attention to this [G] solid piece of [C] ordinary window glass,
framed in an ordinary, unprepared frame.
May I also draw your attention to this perfectly ordinary steel deck.
[G] Now I shall place the framed glass in this round, unprepared, unprepared,
unprepared, my [F] dear ladies and gentlemen, [F#] unprepared, round,
[G] I shall now take to grind the steel nail through the glass without breaking the glass.
_ Impossible, I can hear you say.
We shall see. _
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He ain't very good, even if he [F] is a professor.
[C] And it really doesn't matter what I say, what I say,
[Fm] as long as [G] I say it with a flair.
[F] First I rattle off a penny [B] stock of gibberish [Fm] and poppycock,
and fix you with my [B] best in London [C] star.
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_ [Gm] _ With my moles and [F] groans, _ _ catching [D] enemies _ [F#] everywhere. _
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[G] Like a job.
_ [A] _ _ _ [C] So it really [G] doesn't matter [Am] what I broom, what [Em] I broom,
[Cm] as long as I [B] plummet with [Dm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] emotions very well,
my showmanship is far [C] beyond compare.
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Monkey bank of fake, but [F#] I do what I am. _ _
[B] _ _ _ [N] What a waste of fresh eggs.
I ain't [G] fresh, smell. _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ For it [C#m] really doesn't [A] matter what I do, what I do.
[F#] You buy my charms and poxies, because they come [C] in fancy boxes.
To improve your ugly daughter, I have a vial of colored water,
and my [F] magic [E] incantations can be framed as decorations,
though there's really nothing to it.
And of course you won't see through it.
You love me, because_
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_because_
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_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ [N] That's it.
That's all I'm going to do.
I'm going to offer you my entire stock of magic.
Now ladies, please don't go.
The prices are so low, you will never cease to marvel at me. _