You Can Take My Mental Issues from My Cold Dead Hands Chords by One Final Boss

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[D] _ I [A] was drunk and at [D] a party
And I [E] was outside sucking down _ cigarettes
[C#m] I just told a stranger [E] I've never met
[A] About all my childhood _ loneliness
He asked if I was okay
[D] And I said it's [E] only non-stop existential _ dread
[C#m] I'm worried all my best [E] years have wasted away
[A] Watching YouTube clips for eight hours a day
Cause [D] they distract from the fact that I'll one day die
[E] But apart from that I'm fine
[D] So you can take _
_ My mental [A] issues from [E] my cold dead [Bm] hands _ _
_ _ [B] _ [D] What would I talk [E] about without [A] them, oh? _ _
_ _ I'm [C#m] just not the type [E] of guy to see a [D] shrink _ _
_ _ And [A] you said it could [E] be grand, oh
I'd [C#m] be like Tony [D] _ Soprano
_ _ _ And it wouldn't take [A] me hours to get [E] to sleep
_ _ _ [A] All this misery, [D] it fits in great
With [E] the tortured, cynic thing I cultivate
[C#m] Like I.D. they only [E] ever have to show
[A] At nightclubs to prove I'm cool enough to go
And it sounds real nice [D] to be content
[E] But I'd have nothing in common with my friends
[C#] And at [C#m] five in the morning [E] what would we discuss?
[A] When we're _ melancholic and we're out of drugs
See [D] I'd be so fulfilled and happy _ _
[E] _ Where'd the fun end at?
[D] So you can _ take
_ My [A] mental issues from [E] my cold dead [Bm] _ hands
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[D] What would I [E] talk about without [A] them, oh?
_ _ _ _ I'm [C#m] just not the type [E] of guy to see a [D] shrink _ _ _ _ _
[A] And you said it could [E] be grand, oh
[C#m] I'd be like Tony [D] _ Soprano _
_ _ _ And it wouldn't take [A] me hours to get [E] to sleep _
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[E] _ _ _ _ [D] _ Alright, _ _ _ _ if [A] it'll get you off [E] my case
_ _ [D] _ Alright, _ _ _ _ _ [A] if it'll shut [E] you up
_ [D] I'll go online and find a therapist
And we [A] can waste both of [E] our times
Cause you [D] can take
_ _ My [A] mental issues from [E] my cold dead [F#] hands
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What would I talk [E] about without [A] them, oh?
_ _ _ _ I'm [C#m] just not the type [E] of guy to see a [D] shrink
_ _ _ _ And [A] you said it could [E] be grand, oh
I'd [C#m] be like Tony [D] Soprano _ _
_ _ And it wouldn't take [A] me hours to get [E] to sleep _ _
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