Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Mr. Douchebag [Official Music Video]

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You're a douchebag.
Douchebag.
_ _ Douchebag.
Douchebag.
_ Douchebag.
_ _ _ [D]
Hey Mr.
Douchebag, why's your ego so massive?
You [F] know it's 2am and it's dark outside.
You need those sunglasses. _
We all remember that hot chick.
You hooked up with once.
Bye-bye.
Cause you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Month, month, month, month, month.
Yeah, we all get that.
You think it's impressive but ain't nobody impressed
with how much you're expressing.
By it's mere noth-ice,
but girls half your age.
Tell it all your douchebag friends,
but you still got gay.
_ [D]
Dear Mr.
_ [Db] Douchebag,
we all agree that
you are [D] a dumbass.
Why can't you see that?
You're a douchebag.
Douchebag.
_ _ Douchebag.
Douchebag. Douchebag.
Douchebag.
_ _ [N] _ Dear Mr.
Douchebag,
do you find it necessary to [Eb] shout into your bluetooth
or boast about high school rugby?
Man, I would've went broke if it weren't for my bum knee.
And why you got [N] to complain?
Every single time you're not getting laid.
You douchebags are a lot of the same.
Dude, let's go.
This place is full [F] of grenades.
Always trying to look cool like it's a full-time career.
That's why your face broke.
It shows you're chugging a beer.
You're a douchebag.
Got your bow chain and [Ab] your white [Bb] beater on.
So whoop your [N] fist,
rub your way through the tan salon.
[Bm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ Dear
Dear Mr.
Douchebag,
[A] we all agree that
you [Bb] are a [Am] dumbass.
Why can't you see that?
You're a douchebag. _
Douchebag.
_ _ Douchebag.
Douchebag. _
_ _ _ _ [E] Douchebag.
Inconsiderate, ignorant.
You drink, you get belligerent.
[Dbm] You think anybody [D] finds you amusing?
No, no, no.
Not even a little bit.
[E] You always find a way to stop all the fun.
Like when you scream PARTY POW!
At the top of your [D] lungs.
Dear Mr.
[F] Douchebag,
I caught you bragging again.
Trust me, man, nobody gives a damn
what frat you were in.
You claim you hang with [Eb] celebrities
when you don't know any at all.
[Db] But dude, I'm totally banging
George Clooney's sister-in-law.
No you're not, come on.
Dear Mr.
Douchebag,
we all agree that
[D] you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that?
You're a douchebag. _
Douchebag.
_ [Am] _ Douchebag.
Douchebag. _ _
_ _ _ You hit on other girls
when yours is in the room.
You're a douchebag.
Douchebag.
_ _ Douchebag.
Walking in the club, grabbing all of your junk.
You're a douchebag.
[N] Douchebag.
_ _ Douchebag.
[Am] Refusing to let go
when she says no.
You're a douchebag.
Douchebag.
_ _ [Db] Douchebag.
Cutting me off in traffic, [E] then flipping me in the bird.
You're a douchebag.
_ Douchebag.
_ _ Douchebag.
Dude, it's George Clooney's
sister-in-law, I swear.
Come on.
_ Where the hell is my