Chords for Your Favorite Martian - My Balls (Alt Rock Version) [Official Music Video]

Baby girl, you left me, oh no we broke up and it's been a while since we last spoke
but I need another chance, can you give me that?
[Am] Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you [A] back
I wanna [G] be your [A] man again, but you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I [C] know you said you'd never [A] call, but girl, you ain't seen [G] my balls
[Am] _ [B] You ain't seen [G] my balls, _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [C] you ain't seen [A] my balls
Oh, [G] I know you ain't seen [A] my balls
My balls are so awesome, they'll get me started, they're so damn big
How big are they?
They're so big, it's really obnoxious, it's like two Ewoks killin' in my boxers
They're so big I can't [G] hold them back, [A] even Cartman's like, man those are fat
They're so [C] big they'll run over your feet, [A] that's why when they back up you hear a beep, [C] beep
[A] And how can I be [G] subtle when my [Am] balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel
And everyone at Disney World keeps [G] tellin' me that Epcot said it left Saturn with [A] jealousy
In fact, when you see [G] them on the [A] street they'll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel
I'm guestin' [C] soon, you'll be hopin' I'm back, [A] cause my balls are so big they got an openin' [G] ax
You [Bm] ain't seen [G] my balls, you ain't seen my balls
[C] _ _ [G] _ [Am] _
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_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [A] Oh, [G] I know you ain't seen [A] my balls
My balls are so epic and I ain't boastin' but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean
And when the sun's right it might cause a total solar eclipsum That bitch
Cause these things are [G] where it's [A] happenin' and when I whip them out you'll take me back again
Should I compare [C] them to a [A] brontosaurus?
No, excuse [G] me, I'm on the [C] chorus
And I, I got [G] what you need
[F] And you said you'd never call
[G] Girl, you ain't seen these balls
[A] I wanna be [G] your man [A] again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know [C] you said you'd never [A] call
But girl, [G] you ain't seen [C] my balls
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[G] _ _ [F] _ [G] You really [F] _
[G] need to see these balls
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You ain't [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [Am] _
seen [G] my balls
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_ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [A] No,